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    Go on BPS666 - whilst your on, post us some pictures of those funny pipe-men you all love to make.

    I haven't laughed so much since I was shown the jerry-can filling machine. Priceless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herrumph
    Go on BPS666 - whilst your on, post us some pictures of those funny pipe-men you all love to make.

    I haven't laughed so much since I was shown the jerry-can filling machine. Priceless.
    I think they do little animals too................
    or maybe that was just another RLC court case :D
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    Genius

    more updates from the Duty Pet Op please.

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    These insights into the RLC have got to be not only the funniest thing around ARRSE at the mo', but also the nearest thing to mutiny the Army has seen this century!

    Love 'em! Good luck to the producers, don't get caught, and keep them coming!

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    There's another one doing the rounds ! It is also very amusing. Not sure DRLC or PATO will see it that way though!

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6125347/
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    Quote Originally Posted by diplomat
    There's another one doing the rounds ! It is also very amusing. Not sure DRLC or PATO will see it that way though!

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6125347/
    Thanks for the heads up on that!

    I feel a little bit of wee escape everytime I laugh my lungs out to the phrase 'fcuking Wedge cnuts'.

    Will there be a lottery for tickets to the court martial for the animator?

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    Will there be a lottery for tickets to the court martial for the animator?[/quote]

    I think a witch hunt will start once HQ DRLC get to see them. A pity as there is so much truth in them so far.
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    HQ DRLC conducting a witch hunt - that would be so funny you could sell tickets for people to watch.

    They are still in the consultation phase of deciding whether arses and elbows are interchangeable.

    Edited to add - no culprits losing any sleep to the best of my knowledge. What will they do? Sack them, side-line them, send them somewhere nasty and dangerous?
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    Where have the Duty Pet Op ones gone, they seem to have disappeared?
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    Quote Originally Posted by diplomat
    Where have the Duty Pet Op ones gone, they seem to have disappeared?
    They are being updated!!!

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