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Your Chance to Appear in Deidre's Photo Casebook Anyone brave enough to appear in Deidre's Photo Casebook in the Sun? Can't promise you will be the main star but you could be 'mate in pub', or 'angry dad'. Depends what you look like. And how much you pay! You cough up the readies, I promise to do the rest. Oh, you have to be able to get to London, which is where the shoots take place. So if you live in Kinloss ... no hard feelings, but bid for something else ...
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You ought to do one with the Princess Productions team.....that'd be mint!
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The birds are always fit in Deirdre's photo case book, in fact I'd probably do Deirdre.
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Funnily enough I was just reading the various posts re the Princess Production episode ... and thinking that posting on ARSSE could be code for 'how to get a bucket load of abuse' ... er ... how do I take that auction offer down ... hmm ...
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okay, Ravers has actually offered a tenner in the space of about 20 minutes, so the auction offer stands ...
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I'd love to partake in the casebook.
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Can I be the bloke who kicks the shite out of his girlfriend for being a slag?
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£20 - here's hoping it's one of those stories about 'my boyfriend doesn't like me dressing like a slag'. Cue lots of girls dressed like slags...
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I smell wind up.
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- 02-11-2011, 11:12 #9
I suppose Bravo_Bravo could appear after being beaten up by his missus again then the next day gets beaten up in a Road rage incident then by his work colleague after he nicks his medals and loses them. I know its a bit far fetched but the SCUM readers would believe it. Deidre might give him the shoulder to cry on he deserves but also might call him a whining CUNT.
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It would help if we knew what Charity you were raising money for.
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