ARmy Rumour SErvice

**BV_Technician** · 27-08-2012, 21:38

Originally Posted by rchappy88

My plan is to get quals and leave the army ASAP once my time is up... If i had quals like that i'd be knocking on Rolls-Royce' door, be on a right wedge then!

Why do you need Army qualifications when your engineering degree (that companies like RR will typically ask for) is already better than some random ONC Engineering?

**arrse_licker** · 02-09-2012, 19:59

rchappy, do me a favour, get your arrse into the asm's office, he's a nice man wears a big badge, sits in that office just after the entrance to the hangar and take yourself off course. I'm getting too many w@nkers like you in the field force with their minds on civvy street and not on the job at hand, even with the lack of manpower we have, I would rather get 2 guys passing a course who want to be greenies instead of 10 guys bitching about being able to get time off to study for licences and what time they can get down to see the resettlement clerk... then again you sound like an ideal candidate for a uav section, not much greeny stuff on them, sounds right up your lazy street c&nt!

**Sheepay** · 02-09-2012, 23:29

Originally Posted by sparky8

You'll go far. Let me get this straight, you think we're Army wankers? You're 6 months into phase 2 and doing a presentation on the Balkans and REME pre deployment? Must be really difficult to work out who you are. Now if only someone on here had contacts back at the school to put a gobby sprog in his place........

Now now, Sir, stop abusing your position. it just won't do . . . :p

As for 'Arbortraz,' it is without doubt one of the most pleasant and relaxed phase 2 environments you could hope for (and sparky8 is a big cuddly softy really). I enjoyed my time there, worked hard, made fantastic mates and left very well prepared for unit life.

I definitely had nothing to do with the palm tree that appeared on the roundabout one Friday morning.

**Rockstar** · 23-09-2012, 10:35

I believe we have, in rchappy88, another self confessed expert who knows it all!

Mate, if you have any serious questions relating to the thread title, here is the place to ask them. If not, I'd keep your ambitions regarding raping the Army for what it can give you to yourself. This place isn't as anonymous as you'd like to think... well, at least no one knows who I am...