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Discuss All MEDICAL chat & queries in here please. at the Regular Soldier Recruitment forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by WelshSoldierPontypool Afternoon all. I'm looking for some advice. I passed selection about ...
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    Re: All MEDICAL chat & queries in here please.

    Quote Originally Posted by WelshSoldierPontypool
    Afternoon all. I'm looking for some advice. I passed selection about two weeks ago and start training at pirbright as an avionics tech in november. At the moment i'm lyin in hospital after i fractured my skull in 3 places after falling down stairs saturday night. Could anybody tell me how this is likely to effect my chances of starting in november or even if it will get me permanently not suitable? I'm looking for some advice before i go back to my career advisor and tell him the new problem. All help appreciated cheers WSPP
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    Re: why do they take your blood at the strt of basic?

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    the medical wallah takes the DNA from your blood, and clones you.
    this clone then gets kept at the central military hospital facility in the theatre you're operating in for 'live spares' - blood transfusions, organ donation, skin grafts and the like. no need to worry about blood type or tissue matching - 'cos it's you really innit? it's saved a fortune in medical bills since it got introduced.
    Can I have my clone sent to me now i'm out then? I have a lawn that needs mowing and someone to cover my day shifts.
    i think that there might be some truth in that . as in (stem cell research ) thingy were they can produce bits of tissue and ligament so the can build up back up after u get hit by an ied .
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    Re: ???????????????????????????????? army medicals??????????????

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    Why don't you ask the bloke who said this to clarify it to you?
    Medicals are the best part of the application ....
    What BZ suggested might even be a good place to start. Better yet ask jeeves!


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    Re: why do they take your blood at the strt of basic?

    Quote Originally Posted by scarletto
    Quote Originally Posted by uksharpshooter
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Seagull
    Quote Originally Posted by maguire
    the medical wallah takes the DNA from your blood, and clones you.
    this clone then gets kept at the central military hospital facility in the theatre you're operating in for 'live spares' - blood transfusions, organ donation, skin grafts and the like. no need to worry about blood type or tissue matching - 'cos it's you really innit? it's saved a fortune in medical bills since it got introduced.
    Can I have my clone sent to me now i'm out then? I have a lawn that needs mowing and someone to cover my day shifts.
    i think that there might be some truth in that . as in (stem cell research ) thingy were they can produce bits of tissue and ligament so the can build up back up after u get hit by an ied .
    I was going to say something,but words fail me.
    I bit my fingers.

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    Re: why do they take your blood at the strt of basic?

    Bloody hell sharpshooter, think on before posting!

    Welcome to the Joining Up Forum. Use the stickies, all your questions answered there. Behave, No flaming, trolling or cross posting. You thread or post missing? You did not meet the required standard.

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    Re: why do they take your blood at the strt of basic?

    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    Quote Originally Posted by scarletto
    Quote Originally Posted by uksharpshooter
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Seagull
    Quote Originally Posted by maguire
    the medical wallah takes the DNA from your blood, and clones you.
    this clone then gets kept at the central military hospital facility in the theatre you're operating in for 'live spares' - blood transfusions, organ donation, skin grafts and the like. no need to worry about blood type or tissue matching - 'cos it's you really innit? it's saved a fortune in medical bills since it got introduced.
    Can I have my clone sent to me now i'm out then? I have a lawn that needs mowing and someone to cover my day shifts.
    i think that there might be some truth in that . as in (stem cell research ) thingy were they can produce bits of tissue and ligament so the can build up back up after u get hit by an ied .
    I was going to say something,but words fail me.
    I bit my fingers.
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    Re: ???????????????????????????????? army medicals??????????????

    Quote Originally Posted by Suedehead
    Well you will know when you do yours :D
    Which the astute among us would notice that i already have?
    However, if the thread author is refering to the RG8/Medical Questionaire (by the looks of his post count i would assume he is)...having done it already i am surely in a position to give advice (however sardonic it may be at times).
    On the other hand, if he is talking about his selection medical then i will happily stand corrected until i am in such a position to advise.

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    Re: All MEDICAL chat & queries in here please.

    Hey. I have "floaters" in my eyes and I was wondering if I could still join up. They were worse but have faded lots, and aren't bad, not even annoying anymore.

    Thanks.

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    Re: All MEDICAL chat & queries in here please.

    Hi people, Basicaly my selection is in six days,Basicaaly on my medical questionare my doctor put i had tsticle investigation (results were fine), Do you think the doctors up there will want more infomation? im just worried thta it will hinder my application, Basicaly if they accepted my questionare without requestion more infomation and allowed me to go to selection with them knowing i had a testicle investigation , they shouldnt be bothered by it or ask any questions otherwise it wil be wasting my time, But basicaly i went to my docs and got the results printed off saying everythings fine with a explination singed off my doctor and stamped, saying that i went to get the tests done as i got kicked in the groin 2 years prior. cheers
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    Re: All MEDICAL chat & queries in here please.

    Quote Originally Posted by Greeny2009
    Hi people, Basicaly my selection is in six days,Basicaaly on my medical questionare my doctor put i had tsticle investigation (results were fine), Do you think the doctors up there will want more infomation? im just worried thta it will hinder my application, Basicaly if they accepted my questionare without requestion more infomation and allowed me to go to selection with them knowing i had a testicle investigation , they shouldnt be bothered by it or ask any questions otherwise it wil be wasting my time, But basicaly i went to my docs and got the results printed off saying everythings fine with a explination singed off my doctor and stamped, saying that i went to get the tests done as i got kicked in the groin 2 years prior. cheers
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