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Discuss Gym supplements and drug testing at the Regular Officer Recruiting forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager Bananas and cheese get you massive as well. A dead big ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager View Post
    Bananas and cheese get you massive as well. A dead big bloke told me down the gym.
    I have a particularly cheesy banana which may be of interest to you!
    Chavs, hoodies and celts.......



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    Just say No! You will end up with 'Bitch nipples'

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    Will it get me massive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager View Post
    Will it get me massive?
    I dunno, it's filled a few prams!
    Chavs, hoodies and celts.......



    ......proof at last of a genetic link!

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    For a more educated and balanced view on steroids watch this: Bigger Stronger Faster (Part 1 11) - YouTube

    Arrse is not really the place for fitness enquiries... as it's full of has been dinosaurs.
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    The supplement in question is SD Matrix ( anabolic in nature but not an illegal steroid ) On various gym forums it says the product is legal and will pass army screenings.However I am reluctant to trust the gym monkeys biased opinion. Am I being over cautious in airing on the side of caution and staying clear or should I crack on?

    Snake Oil dude. It may not be illegal but from a quick crack at the chemical formula it is most definitely anabolic, and is likely to be quite androgenic (will give you bitch tits and shrink your bollocks). It will show up as a steroid on any test that screens for anabolic steroids. CDT used to test for AS but not sure if they still do. Probably not worth it. Good balanced diet and plenty of work is probably the best bet.

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    Just had a list of approved supplements put up in the gym (A friend told me!) from these bodz:

    Home | INFORMED-SPORT

    Will get a complete list when I find what a gym is and where it is.
    CC_TA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager View Post
    Bananas and cheese get you massive as well. A dead big bloke told me down the gym.
    How can dead blokes talk to you? 6th sense walt!
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    [QUOTE=Screw_The_Nut;4193555]For a more educated and balanced view on steroids watch this: Bigger Stronger Faster (Part 1 11) - YouTube

    Arrse is not really the place for fitness enquiries... as it's full of has been dinosaurs.[/QUOTE]

    Wow, the OP better watch out for the blokes with fishing rods as well!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiasco View Post
    Just say No! You will end up with 'Bitch nipples'
    I snorted coke once, the bubbles played havoc with me synuses!!

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