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**FORMER_FYRDMAN** · 13-11-2011, 20:20

Originally Posted by BONNACON

Think the general consensus is that the shed has to stay for the sake of the little sleepy little pricks. (snip)

Is it possible that Whet's a hedgehog?

**br9mp81** · 13-11-2011, 20:59

it's been mild so chance is they have not started hibernation as yet,however a couple of frosts and they will,so the most important thing is to check wieght,or get the new occupiers to keep putting food out,if food is about it may stop them nodding off,we had one in the garden during the last bad winter and i just kept sticking a hand full of cat biscuits in the box every couple of days and it came out in the spring and thanked me by shitting all over the patio

**TheIronDuke** · 13-11-2011, 21:31

You murdering fucking bastard you are fucked on so many levels I really do not know where to start. Murderer. Planet rapist. Fucking hedgehogist. Your sort make me puke.

Originally Posted by flynavy

shed

Banned.

Originally Posted by verdi_811

shed

Banned.

Originally Posted by Brotherton Lad

shed.

Banned.

Originally Posted by rebel_with_a_cause

shed.

Banned. Hands up anyone who sees a pattern emerging at this point? Take your time.

Originally Posted by Cabana

shed

shed

Banned. Twice. Is it me or are they taking the fucking piss?

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

shed?

Please ignore my last question. All right my pretty pretties. Who else here wishes to test Bad CO's rightful ban on discussion of sh*ds? Sharp as you like...

Originally Posted by fairy_nuff

shed

Ah fuck. I always liked you so it pains me to do this. You honey, are fucking banned.

Originally Posted by Top_Man

shed

Sheds

shed

Jesus. I should have seen it coming. Now sock-puppets are diving in, assuming I will be ratted on this day of...

Fucking banned.

Originally Posted by br9mp81

it's been mild

Fascinating, and well done for not mentioning temporary garden structures. But you remember that rule when I say "Clear the bar. Last one out gets a punch?"

Banned.

**Cabana** · 13-11-2011, 21:51

I love a good SHED!

**TheIronDuke** · 13-11-2011, 22:09

Originally Posted by Cabana

I love a good SHED!

Hmm. They emerge and they flap their wings, blinking in the sunlight. It is not sporting to shoot them on the ground. But I feel our beaters will flush the godless bastards soon and then we shall see what use their iridescent feathers are. Flash fuckers. Pass me the over and under would you Desmond? Not the Purdey. The Doris's dad fucked that with over cleaning when he was pissed.

Pass me the Spanish repeater with the plastic stock. And shut the fuck up.

Daddy has birds to shoot.

**Brotherton Lad** · 13-11-2011, 23:56

I used the word shed deliberately in a post-modern ironic sense. Is I still banned?

Especially since I hate hedgehog murderers who should obviously be burnt at the stake with no assistance from RBL (other than a free box of matches).

**spaz** · 14-11-2011, 00:23

Smash them with a brick.

**TheIronDuke** · 14-11-2011, 00:25

Originally Posted by Brotherton Lad

I used the word s**d deliberately in a post-modern ironic sense.

Oh fucking joy. It is the post ironic "I did not know it was the Cenotaph Mum, honest. Buy us a suit and pay for a haircut Mum?"

Hang your head in shame, on this of all days.

**ancienturion** · 14-11-2011, 00:27

I'm glad that at least a few of you are concerned about the shed. It's all very well going on alarmingly about the hedgehogs but they are part of life's rich tapestry and have decided to be there.

However, the shed had no choice in the matter and now it is to be cast into a skip. It is fairly obvious that some people just should not be allowed to have a shed - let alone those little people things called children.

**revmodes** · 14-11-2011, 00:45

Originally Posted by ancienturion

I'm glad that at least a few of you are concerned about the shed. It's all very well going on alarmingly about the hedgehogs but they are part of life's rich tapestry and have decided to be there.

However, the shed had no choice in the matter and now it is to be cast into a skip. It is fairly obvious that some people just should not be allowed to have a shed - let alone those little people things called children.

I was horrifed as was the Iron Duke to see such blasphemy on line from non shedi, and without intervention from the whisky soddled, fast asleep mod'

I realise this is a "prickly" subject folks:

No hedghog deserves to die, but if the choice lies between a s**d and a flea ridden prehistoric armoured rat then
warm up the barbie...simples