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    Oh for fucks sake not 1001Tossers/Future SIB/Gaping arshole gay manslut again.

    Here is how it works - the more convoluted and unrealistic the tale about wanting to join the RMP the quicker you need to delete the account.

    Stop feeding the aspergers shit cunt troll.

    I have family who were merchant seaman and this cunts on a wind up if you think they let them do 6 weeks on/6 off.
    Last edited by Buzz; 28-05-2012 at 19:59.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loiney View Post
    Haha, now not wanting to sound naive, stupid and then preparing to become laughing stock are you being serious? Bar the shouting at them? Would wearing cadet uniform be helpful? Or would mentioning it and my rank be the better way to go about things?
    Yep get down there in your cadet uniform, if you've got 2s then definitely wear them. As I said make sure all the blokes down there address you as 'staff'. You'll look the mutts nuts.

    Hope that helps.
    Last edited by Faustic; 28-05-2012 at 21:17.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    Oh for fucks sake not 1001Tossers/Future SIB/Gaping arshole gay manslut again.

    Here is how it works - the more convoluted and unrealistic the tale about wanting to join the RMP the quicker you need to delete the account.

    Stop feeding the aspergers shit cunt troll.

    I have family who were merchant seaman and this cunts on a wind up if you think they let them do 6 weeks on/6 off.
    Thanks for the positive response!

    Don't tell me you are 40+ and your family served in the Merchant Navy during the war? I am joining an offshore oil rig support company who work 6 weeks on 6 weeks off. Unlike the old fashioned merchant navy and the RFA who do tours much like the RN do! So what do you know?

    Tah much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    It may be hard to swallow...

    But it still means you'll be seeing a lot of seamen...
    Way Hay! Quite a few comedians on here aren't there!

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    So, you been down there yet?

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