ARmy Rumour SErvice

**The_Snail** · 02-02-2010, 02:00

The Price of Beans.

(This one doesn't rhyme by the way before you all start)

Oh what a lovely dinner,
With K13 (the sinner),
His "Friend" Roger cooked,
And we all on-looked.
They are not gay,
No matter what they say,
And the fish ran away with the spoon.

Thanks for tucker boys. See you next weekend. :D :D

P.S. Price of Beans is a private joke (until K13 sees this), and is trademarked. Read his "Larry Grayson" thread - I double dare you. :P

**wedge35** · 02-02-2010, 02:12

Something of a homoerotic thread running through all this ....

**The_Snail** · 02-02-2010, 02:27

Originally Posted by wedge35

Something of a homoerotic thread running through all this ....

Has it taken you since 2005 to realise I am a bloke?

**k13eod** · 02-02-2010, 11:34

Originally Posted by The_Snail

The Price of Beans.

(This one doesn't rhyme by the way before you all start)

Oh what a lovely dinner,
With K13 (the sinner),
His "Friend" Roger cooked,
And we all on-looked.
They are not gay,
No matter what they say,
And the fish ran away with the spoon.

Thanks for tucker boys. See you next weekend. :D :D

P.S. Price of Beans is a private joke (until K13 sees this), and is trademarked. Read his "Larry Grayson" thread - I double dare you. :P

OUTRAGIOUS!

The price of beans FFS, how dare they ... how very, very dare they!

**Monty417** · 02-02-2010, 15:18

Nothing to do with the South Atlantic,
but I'm a bit bored at the moment,
so when I've done this, I'm going to
cut my finger nails with the kitchen scissors.
Then, I might even tackle my toe nails,
paying particular attention to the big
curly black fella on my left big toe.
Oh yes, Ho ho ho, Jolly Green Giant.

**The_Snail** · 06-02-2010, 21:41

Ahem <<clears throat, little bit of a cough, a slug of red wine and begins>>

Oh dear, oh dear,
The time is near
To meet K13
He's not a queen

(That bit rhymed anyway)

We are off to the Vic
I'll probably be sick
When he shows me his stump
But everytime I see him, the cunt gets me drunk anyway, so I might as well just cut out the middle man and hoy on my own shoes before I go out.

Fin.

By Dale, aged 6 and 3/4 in Stan Lee.

**The_Snail** · 26-02-2010, 02:05

By special request from MaddAussie, because he can't sleep. I'm quoting this from chat, so excuse me: (Ahem)

Go to sleep, go to sleep, you little f*cking midget, close your eyes, close your eyes, or I will close them for you.

Hope this helps.

**The_Snail** · 27-08-2012, 00:44

Jebus Tonight. I forgot about this.

Ho ho ho, Green Giant.

(I can't find the Binfantry one though).

**Ruckerwocman** · 27-08-2012, 01:40

My favorites:

The Falklands War

Boom boom boom boom
Guns guns guns guns
Swoosh swoosh swoosh missiley hiss
Bugger there's another boat gone bang
Waves. Fish. Then more waves.
Hoorah for Maggie. Balls to Galtieri.
Menu A? Again? Sod it.

Guarding The Falklands

Snow, snow, snow, snow
Blow, blow, blow, blow
Ho Ho Ho
Green Giant
It's harry taters out there...

All shall kneel before the Glory hole of the Old Gods and receive their blessing

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**k13eod** · 27-08-2012, 11:49

Can we 'still' play here?

North & South

A poem by K13eod

Land of wind and snow and ice,
The weather south might not be nice,
It’s cold all day and cold all night,
Snow clouds hide the summer light,
Four seasons on me in one day,
I never kept the chills at bay,
So I moved away from that,
In the bin my benny hat,
From the Falkland to Shetland Isles,
Surely kinder for my piles,
But alas it’s no better,
Weather here is fucking wetter,
Land of wind and snow and ice,
The weather north might not be nice.