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    Re: ANOTHER (BETTER) POEM.

    It's louch pole.

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    Re: ANOTHER (BETTER) POEM.

    Quote Originally Posted by durchy
    Quote Originally Posted by schweik
    Here is my effort:

    Durchy's a jolly good fellow,
    Durchy's a jolly good fellow,
    Durchy's a jolly good fellow,
    No he's not, he's a c unt.
    Yeah, cheers for that you crab c unt. Even if you find my poetry not too your taste, theres no need for personal attacks. Expect nothing better from the glorious RAF though
    Keep up the good work, don't be disheartened. You have real talent.

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    Re: ANOTHER (BETTER) POEM.

    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    Quote Originally Posted by durchy
    Quote Originally Posted by schweik
    Here is my effort:

    Durchy's a jolly good fellow,
    Durchy's a jolly good fellow,
    Durchy's a jolly good fellow,
    No he's not, he's a c unt.
    Yeah, cheers for that you crab c unt. Even if you find my poetry not too your taste, theres no need for personal attacks. Expect nothing better from the glorious RAF though
    Keep up the good work, don't be disheartened. You have real talent.
    Keep trying Jarrod- he's still not going to do you! :D

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    Re: ANOTHER (BETTER) POEM.

    He is not a poet,
    But doesn't yet know it.

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    Re: ANOTHER (BETTER) POEM.

    Durcy,
    Have you ever thought of following this poets lead

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    Re: ANOTHER (BETTER) POEM.

    Quote Originally Posted by brettarider
    Durcy,
    Have you ever thought of following this poets lead
    Quote Originally Posted by BBC
    New CDs of Tannahill's work are being released, concerts are being put on and a series of events will take place in May, including walks, talks and a play.
    I sincerely hope Durchys work will be honoured in a similar way in 200 years.
    God save Imber!

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    I've read your poem and after noting both how shit it is and the boast of it being an improvement, on your previous "works", could I suggest a new hobby? Have you considered self harming rather than poetry? I think it could produce a more satisfying result for most of the people involved.

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    Re: ANOTHER (BETTER) POEM.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin
    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    Quote Originally Posted by durchy
    Quote Originally Posted by schweik
    Here is my effort:

    Durchy's a jolly good fellow,
    Durchy's a jolly good fellow,
    Durchy's a jolly good fellow,
    No he's not, he's a c unt.
    Yeah, cheers for that you crab c unt. Even if you find my poetry not too your taste, theres no need for personal attacks. Expect nothing better from the glorious RAF though
    Keep up the good work, don't be disheartened. You have real talent.
    Keep trying Jarrod- he's still not going to do you! :D
    You have me all wrong a man that can read poetry to me in bed is like foreplay - fcuking pointless.

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    Re: ANOTHER (BETTER) POEM.

    Give me F*ckin strength.
    Fall in, Fall out, get drunk and Fall about!

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    Re: ANOTHER (BETTER) POEM.

    You are to poetry what Myra Hindley is to childcare.

    For the sake of humanity and literature, STOP WRITING!

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