ARmy Rumour SErvice

**TURRETMUPPET** · 30-04-2007, 17:03

thtas alot of time AWOL.get ready for MCTC baby.i got 8 mths soldier on.A wing and was the best rocket up my arse i ever had....back to BN fit and keen as mustard if you get discharge you go D wing and clean pots and give hand jobs to the screws for ciggy butts....best thing is to deep breath and go hand yourself in your ring will be twitching but after your first 8 miler its ok.......prepare to double.......

**james0079** · 04-05-2007, 03:46

Im certainly not trying to be ignorant mate but in my experience you will be shunted about for a day or 2, you will receive the odd bollocking (just half smile and play the game!) and fingers crossed you will be out. Do you really think that a C.O. will bother his a*se with you with all thats going on in and about the middle east ? Get a life, if you take offence come see me at the camp site in Partington in Cheshire, I repeat, PARTINGTON, ask for "Monty" and you cant go wrong. There is always a few quid in a tear up son. Aside from that take care and hand yourself in, you will be suprised.
James.

**messed_up** · 06-05-2007, 17:25

i read the first page of posts and realised this guy wont listen to anyone. The more you sit here waiting for someone to say dont worry all is forgiven, then your just going to be wasting your time. Grow a set and take your punishment

**amazing__lobster** · 06-05-2007, 18:00

Who's this fucking chopper!!!

Originally Posted by james0079

I wouldnt say entirely pointless wijia, had a topic to bring up so I did and this seemend a good outlet. Ive seen worse on here. PM me mate ill give you my phone number and well discuss it at length.

Originally Posted by james0079

Do me a favour Geordie ! What a statement coming from a guy with a profile showing someone bashing a fella in. Im no * sprog pal, I was just out of my teens when I served on Op Barrass/Herrick 1/Telic and various others so be a gent and dont cut me down quite so ruthlessly. I did 8 years and have obviously misinterprated the point of this site. I didnt mean to put myself across as a hard case which Im certainly not but by your obviously frustrated reaction you should let off a bit of steam and drop me your mobile number and Im sure any service station car park between here and the North would be accomodating enough to facilitate your cute little temper.

Originally Posted by james0079

Get on the blower Geordie to the Targeting and Planning Cell at Larkhill, ask for the WO1 in charge, ask him if he remembers the reservist who challenged him on Telic 10 about his credentials and methods, you * no arse, and in terms of being supposedly overweight, (as if thats an obvious indicator of stupidity and deception) I have cracked my ardous courses and done my bit.

Originally Posted by james0079

Im certainly not trying to be ignorant mate but in my experience you will be shunted about for a day or 2, you will receive the odd bollocking (just half smile and play the game!) and fingers crossed you will be out. Do you really think that a C.O. will bother his a*se with you with all thats going on in and about the middle east ? Get a life, if you take offence come see me at the camp site in Partington in Cheshire, I repeat, PARTINGTON, ask for "Monty" and you cant go wrong. There is always a few quid in a tear up son. Aside from that take care and hand yourself in, you will be suprised.
James.

Who the fuck is this muppet? Another internet warrior

**Tiddle** · 08-05-2007, 18:02

Originally Posted by amazing__lobster

Who the fuck is this muppet? Another internet warrior

All fear the 'net hardman!

**DieHard** · 08-05-2007, 19:54

If your that worried mail me and i will arrange to drive you to catterick , get it sorted and start your life again. The choice is yours the offer is there

**Filbert Fox** · 08-05-2007, 20:44

Originally Posted by james0079

Do you really think that a C.O. will bother his a*se with you with all thats going on in and about the middle east ?

so with all of your vast experience, do you think that all forms of soldiering back in barracks have come to an end due to war fighting operations in the Middle East? I think youll find that life goes on especially in the world of discipline.

Originally Posted by james0079

Get a life, if you take offence come see me at the camp site in Partington in Cheshire, I repeat, PARTINGTON, ask for "Monty" and you cant go wrong. There is always a few quid in a tear up son. Aside from that take care and hand yourself in, you will be suprised.
James.

Well Monty, Im sure that everyone is going to avoid the ACF in Partington because you are there, you truely are nails, girls nails.

**blueface** · 22-05-2007, 14:36

weres it all gone

ps ..

**ChickenHeart** · 22-05-2007, 22:32

No apologies for keeping this thread going, but I haven't laughed as hard in months - the combined posts from Tiddle and amazing-lobster have made my night - plus imbibing a few Brandies.

James0079 please post again!

CH

**The-Goose** · 22-05-2007, 22:39

L just hope that in the midst of all that bonhomie, that they lock you in and lose the key. Perhaps they might let you out in 5 years ( the same amount of time that you made your mates cover for you you tosser!)