ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Rapierman** · 08-05-2007, 00:23

Was it just me or did anyone else see this program of gold! It must be rohypynol or something but trust me any man who gets that standard of living deserves to be a God and hold the "Homer" award for family management! Absolutely first class, the line I remember when the woman was having a tiny moan about her husband leaving his socks all over every day was ...... forkin wait cos I nearly cried and nudged Mrs RM "Thanks to god I have a husband whose socks I can pick up!" best bit was she was training her daughter too ,awesome plan! Gentlemen do we need to open a secret forum on top tips?
I also liked the coach for surrendered wives, obv american who said (when thinking about objecting to your mans thoughts or ideas) "think of duct tape over your mouth!" I was nearly swamping at every line, some reason Mrs RM did not chuckle so much at my retorts of "thats a forkin great idea!" lol
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

**dingerr** · 08-05-2007, 02:18

Bugger! Looks like i've missed a good one as they probably won't show it on BFBS.

**chocolate_frog** · 08-05-2007, 04:40

I also liked the coach for surrendered wives, obv american who said (when thinking about objecting to your mans thoughts or ideas) "think of duct tape over your mouth!"

What if the husbands idea requires access to the wives mouth?

**taboo** · 08-05-2007, 05:58

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

I also liked the coach for surrendered wives, obv american who said (when thinking about objecting to your mans thoughts or ideas) "think of duct tape over your mouth!"

What if the husbands idea requires access to the wives mouth?

He could have access to my mouth with pleasure.
AND my teeth.

**old_fat_and_hairy** · 08-05-2007, 07:53

Originally Posted by taboo

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

I also liked the coach for surrendered wives, obv american who said (when thinking about objecting to your mans thoughts or ideas) "think of duct tape over your mouth!"

What if the husbands idea requires access to the wives mouth?

He could have access to my mouth with pleasure.
AND my teeth.

You really know how to excite a man!!

**DesktopCommando** · 08-05-2007, 10:50

Originally Posted by taboo

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

I also liked the coach for surrendered wives, obv american who said (when thinking about objecting to your mans thoughts or ideas) "think of duct tape over your mouth!"

What if the husbands idea requires access to the wives mouth?

He could have access to my mouth with pleasure.
AND my teeth.

#

She really knows how the excite us doesnt she ,

**Trevelez** · 08-05-2007, 10:59

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

I also liked the coach for surrendered wives, obv american who said (when thinking about objecting to your mans thoughts or ideas) "think of duct tape over your mouth!"

What if the husbands idea requires access to the wives mouth?

Remove duct tape and her moustache at the same time, result!

**taboo** · 08-05-2007, 12:07

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by taboo

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

I also liked the coach for surrendered wives, obv american who said (when thinking about objecting to your mans thoughts or ideas) "think of duct tape over your mouth!"

What if the husbands idea requires access to the wives mouth?

He could have access to my mouth with pleasure.
AND my teeth.

You really know how to excite a man!!

A man who likes pain!You really know how to excite a woman!!!