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Discuss Casting call - pregnant ? at the The Other Half forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; here y'go ladies: It's still a little bit quiet this time of year, but if ...
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    Thumbs up Casting call - pregnant ?

    here y'go ladies:

    It's still a little bit quiet this time of year, but if you know any pregnant ladies who would like to work as a film extra, filming between Feb and April. Please ask them to apply online using this link:

    Casting Collective - Urgent Casting Calls - Casting Collective

    With thanks

    The Casting Team
    Casting Collective are a well established firm who supplied background folk for amongst others Harry Potters various and Spielberg's War Horse last year.

    If you are mobile, live within reasonable travel of the M25 area ( most of the major jobs are either Pinewood, Shepperton or Leavesden) and fancy a bash - give them a call and ask for Rob Martin or Beth.

    Usual day rate ( including breakfast, lunch and 4 o clockers) is c 110

    Bonne chance mes anges - and tell them the Army Rumour Service sent you.

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    Im so fat I look pregnant and I can borrow worzel gumages wig. any good?
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    try posting on RP - i think some of the ladies there may be expecting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poppy View Post
    try posting on RP - i think some of the ladies there may be expecting
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB View Post
    Im so fat I look pregnant and I can borrow worzel gumages wig. any good?
    Nah.....sorry Bix......elderly ladyboys need not apply......needs to be the Real Deal .....anyway, the role requires egos to be checked at the door - think 'wallpaper with a pulse'....telling some spotty 2nd AD ' you can't talk to me like that - I was a Desert Rat y'know ! ...' spells a short and uneventful second career under the bright lights


    Ladies, if you are expecting and fancy this opportunity, and your face fits (which is absolutely all it is about) then anticipate

    > a good deal of sitting about waiting for stuff to happen
    > some laughs
    > the occasional early start
    > better than minimum wage hourly rate.

    it beats the hell out of stuffing enevlopes

    Pops - please feel free to repost over on the Other Channel - cannot access RearParty from DIi (which pretty well sums up the level of comprehension of Atlas consortium ITcapos)


    PS - Biscuits - if you are in the Oxfordshire or Manchester areas - you may still be in with a shout ! ( and believe me....neither age, looks nor mental incapacity is a barrier - as my continued employment will testify !)

    Extras in Oxfordshire
    To apply you must match this brief:
    Men and women all ages (over 16)
    Period drama so No dyed or highlighted hair allowed.
    Have own transport for fitting in London and filming in Oxfordshire/Berkshire

    Legally allowed to work in the UK
    Generally free to work between now and August

    Tell us where you live in the UK


    Extras in Manchester

    To apply you must match this brief:

    Men and women all ages (over 16)
    Set in the 1950s and 1960s so no dyed or highlighted hair.
    Must be available for filming in Manchester area in February and March 2012
    Legally allowed to work in the UK.
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    Will the ladies need a fluffer?
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    You're chosen job title is most apposite.....No don't fink so...they generally provide their own skilled entourage....
    Last edited by Goatman; 09-02-2012 at 12:25.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    Will the ladies need a fluffer?

    I'm afraid the whole 'fluffing' thing is a phallusy (see what I did there). Of the one and a half porn films I've shot there was no appointed fluffer.
    Usually the blokes did it themselves or one of the girls revved up the bloke before the 'pop shot'.

    'Miss Anal's Office Cock up'
    'Cocks and Throbbers'

    ....if anyone's interested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigeye View Post
    I'm afraid the whole 'fluffing' thing is a phallusy (see what I did there). Of the one and a half porn films I've shot there was no appointed fluffer.
    Usually the blokes did it themselves or one of the girls revved up the bloke before the 'pop shot'.

    'Miss Anal's Office Cock up'
    'Cocks and Throbbers'

    ....if anyone's interested.

    Yes, give lurid details!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigeye View Post
    'Miss Anal's Office Cock up'
    'Cocks and Throbbers'
    .
    I assume the 1st one is a strap-on film, and the 2nd is gay porn, hence your name "big eye"?
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