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**PrinceAlbert** · 30-11-2011, 14:06

Originally Posted by Fiasco

Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go.
But her mummy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home.
"A day of school? Quality. Cheers Mum".

Fixed that for you.

**RoofRat** · 30-11-2011, 14:41

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Facefanny is amusing for me, but important for the Mrs as she is membership secretary for the worlds largest association of Mosaic Artist. Most of my time on there is taken up with a group called "the death of evolution" which is populated by fundamentalist American creationists one in particular is going to come over and beat me to death with his Samari (his spelling) skills. I have att a couple of pictures of him, its amazing the lack of per sec on it! I also use it for trying to chat up Jarrod as my Thursdays are normally free, however he says he has standards and doesn't do fat ugly blokes. ( I must add that the fat ugly bloke in the pictures is not me, rather is the American chap who hates me with a passion because I disagree with his religious philosophy, in as much as this moron could actually hold one)

His big 'fuck off' Samari (sic) dagger,is cheap old shit,it would appear he can only just fit through the door,definitely a candidate,for that well known website,fatbastard.com !

**BarkingSpider** · 30-11-2011, 15:36

Fucking great pictures, I'm laughing at the stuffed monkey, trying in vain to get away from the fat cunt.

**regular_imbiber** · 30-11-2011, 15:58

PrinceAlbert and Arte have just reduced me to a giggling,spluttering wreck. Genius

**happy_as_a_hat** · 30-11-2011, 16:05

At least some effort has been made in the US/UK cut-and-paste fest.

Although not enough to change 'mom' to 'mum' and 'deadbeat' to 'fuckwit' as is fitting.

**scarletto** · 30-11-2011, 16:08

Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go.
But her mummy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone.

Basically because her Daddy is doing a 10 stretch for popping his girls cherry at the tender age of 5

**Arte_et_Marte** · 30-11-2011, 18:00

Originally Posted by scarletto

Basically because her Daddy is doing a 10 stretch for popping his girls cherry at the tender age of 5

There is a poem in there mate, give it a go!

**scarletto** · 30-11-2011, 18:03

Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte

There is a poem in there mate, give it a go!

Love too, but it gets a bit dusty here.

**Arte_et_Marte** · 30-11-2011, 18:20

Originally Posted by scarletto

Love too, but it gets a bit dusty here.

Here you go then.

Daddy is a peado, he really is a retch.
He’s banged up in a prison,
Because he made my pussy stretch.

He put me in his motor, and took me for a drive.
I took my little teddy bear,
Because I’m only five.

He pulled into the forest, and whipped out his old japs eye,
And although it wasn’t very big,
He really made me cry.

He told a massive pack of lies when standing in the dock.
And when he’s released from Wormwood,
I’m going to cut off his fucking cock.

**the_beer_man** · 30-11-2011, 18:45

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Facefanny is amusing for me, but important for the Mrs as she is membership secretary for the worlds largest association of Mosaic Artist. Most of my time on there is taken up with a group called "the death of evolution" which is populated by fundamentalist American creationists one in particular is going to come over and beat me to death with his Samari (his spelling) skills. I have att a couple of pictures of him, its amazing the lack of per sec on it! I also use it for trying to chat up Jarrod as my Thursdays are normally free, however he says he has standards and doesn't do fat ugly blokes. ( I must add that the fat ugly bloke in the pictures is not me, rather is the American chap who hates me with a passion because I disagree with his religious philosophy, in as much as this moron could actually hold one)

Why do I think he took those photos whilst humming a theme tune to himself??