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**lovefactory** · 23-05-2011, 11:08

LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX!

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**steven seagull** · 23-05-2011, 11:18

*despatches office gimp to fetch brew, breaks out the chocolate and eagerly awaits HCV's query*

**techno-spastic** · 23-05-2011, 11:23

My other half isn't spreading as often as I'd like.
What do you suggest, Chloroform or roofies?

**MOANING_BARSTEWARD** · 19-10-2011, 13:54

is it right that my wife can get pregnant just by sharing my bath water if i've had a wank in it?

Oh and does her going to the sunbed every tuesday explain why my son came out black?

Serious responses only please.

MB

**jarrod248** · 19-10-2011, 14:03

Dear Love factory,
Can you kindly supply me with some barely legal teenage boys as my boyfriend is frigid.
thanks kindly.

**DarkNinja** · 19-10-2011, 14:07

I am having trouble "keeping it up" when I scuttle Ms DN. Partly becaus my feet are cold and partly because when she bends down it goes dark early. I have bought slippers to help my feet. Can you suggest a good adhesive so I can stick attractive pictures of girlies on her bum? They keep falling off

**Mr_Deputy** · 19-10-2011, 14:10

Not very sexy name..."The Love Factory"
Will you also be producing the 'The Hate Bunker,' 'The Friendship Hangar, 'The Empathy Barn' and 'The Mixed-Emotion Lean-To' hey ? will you?

**tuffy52** · 19-10-2011, 14:13

Love Factory!!!! ,is it a sweat shop?.....

**thecoops** · 19-10-2011, 14:17

Originally Posted by techno-spastic

My other half isn't spreading as often as I'd like.
What do you suggest, Chloroform or roofies?

She spreads alright for me and the rest of the lads ?

**steven seagull** · 19-10-2011, 14:23

Dear love factory,

Can you recommend a good brand of hacksaw? The prostitute's, late night shelf stackers and lone females in general that I've been raping and 'cleansing' have a horrid habit of filling to with gas and bobbing to the surface of my local canal. As you can imagine this is causing me no end of problems as I really can't be arsed to drag their corpses to a fast running stream to cover up DNA.

What I'm looking for is something I can run straight up the centre of them so they fill with water and stay down.

Cheers.