Oh sod I wrote a rhyme...and worse...
Ascribed to the wrong twat my verse!
Catherinev forgive my blatant error,
The verse was meant for you, you terror!

What was scribed for Catherine V
Instead I gave Lucrezia B
Yet fear not those who are confused
Lucrezia B says she's amused.

So still we have the other miss
Fed up with us taking the piss
So don't be mad, upset or sore
Just click "catherinev...ignore"

Originally Posted by Cuddles

Oh sod I wrote a rhyme...and worse...
Ascribed to the wrong twat my verse!
Catherinev forgive my blatant error,
The verse was meant for you, you terror!

What was scribed for Catherine V
Instead I gave Lucrezia B
Yet fear not those who are confused
Lucrezia B says she's amused.

So still we have the other miss
Fed up with us taking the piss
So don't be mad, upset or sore
Just click "catherinev...ignore"

You mean that really wasn't for me?! But.... but.... Ok, now I really am in tears.

Can I keep it anyway? I promise to take very good care of it - I did like it very much.

Originally Posted by Joe_Private

Her first post.


Possibly a real person. I, according to some, am the sock-peppet of a few of you.

To others you're just a boring dickhead.

There's too many fucking hippy cunts around here now, spouting meditation bollocks, and poetry and shite.

Since this forum is about 'the other half' shouldnt there be more on Pay Day/ Weekend milling techniques from our Fijian brothers?



And it may be 'Embro' for you posh cunts in Town, but those of us who grew up in the schemes of Midlothian, it was always 'Embra' or 'Enbra'

Originally Posted by catherinev

I am sorry you found that condescending. I didn't like the monk's sacrifice being posted as some kind of comment on the dangers of meditation. I didn't know where the picture was - there have been Buddhist monks protesting in different countries over years of wars and troubles. This is what a Vietnamese monk wrote who has fought for peace in Vietnam -

"Veterans are the light at the tip of the candle, illuminating the way for the whole nation. If veterans can achieve awareness, transformation, understanding, and peace, they can share with the rest of society the realities of war. And they can teach us how to make peace with ourselves and each other, so we never have to use violence to resolve conflicts again".

Thich Nhat Hanh, Vietnamese Buddhist teacher and peace activist, nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize by Martin Luther King in January 1967

Yeah well if he and Martin Luther king are so clever why are they both dead! Smart Arse

Originally Posted by ringdoby

There's too many fucking hippy cunts around here now, spouting meditation bollocks, and poetry and shite.

Since this forum is about 'the other half' shouldnt there be more on Pay Day/ Weekend milling techniques from our Fijian brothers?



And it may be 'Embro' for you posh cunts in Town, but those of us who grew up in the schemes of Midlothian, it was always 'Embra' or 'Enbra'

And for those of us unfortunate enough to have had any contact with tourists of the Septic persuasion, it's pronounced "Ed-in-burg" and it's in England, which is near Paris.

That was another "Death by Misadventure", no jury would convict.

Vegan of the Natural Front
Lentil fundi mental cunt
Meat is murder, cream a crime
Only nosh on stinking slime

Veggie bastards make me smile
Stinking farts that raise the bile
Be a veggie, eat lentil cement
Then go and take a suppliment

Veggie signor and signori
Doing it in vegan stylee
She wont have a meaty dish
He don't like the smell of fish

Frustration gets you wears you down
Makes you act the tiresome clown
Before to long you lose decorum
crawl on back to the fucking forum

When you're bubbled tough it out
Make like the eternal farting sprout
Come back on thread a vegan thuggee
That boring, pompous wanker Bugsy.





Catherine does meditation so let's see
Join her and Whet in narcolepsy
One can bore the other snore
and enjoy Lucrezia's poison personality.

Originally Posted by Markintime

Vegan of the Natural Front
Lentil fundi mental cunt
Meat is murder, cream a crime
Only nosh on stinking slime

Veggie bastards make me smile
Stinking farts that raise the bile
Be a veggie, eat lentil cement
Then go and take a suppliment

Veggie signor and signori
Doing it in vegan stylee
She wont have a meaty dish
He don't like the smell of fish

Frustration gets you wears you down
Makes you act the tiresome clown
Before to long you lose decorum
crawl on back to the fucking forum

When you're bubbled tough it out
Make like the eternal farting sprout
Come back on thread a vegan thuggee
That boring, pompous wanker Bugsy.





Catherine does meditation so let's see
Join her and Whet in narcolepsy
One can bore the other snore
and enjoy Lucrezia's poison personality.

Ben fatto, fratello! Benissimo!

Please tell me we have more closet poets out there? This is simply marvelous. AMMM did cause something good to happen, whoever would have guessed it?

I might try my hand at it but frankly I suspect my effort will be... Now, what is that enchanting word my husband throws around when his team lose? "Gash", I believe.

I can do peoms me

There was an old girl from Azores, whos cunt was covered in sores,the dogs in the street wouldn't lick the green meat, that hung in great chunks from her drawers

AMMM, by Signora Lucrezia Borgia

She takes her pen and applies it to paper,
Surely this time less people will hate her?
Secretly though,
She hopes it's not so,
She loves all the offers to rape her.

Hardly Shakespearian, but passable I feel when the subject matter is taken into consideration.