ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Moodybitch** · 25-02-2011, 14:50

Originally Posted by Yeah_Innit_Blud

I lied that I was a Security Consultant to a very nice looking girl in Winchester last weekend, not exactly an amazing job to lie about, but I wanted to keep an element of truth in my lie and not seem like I was lying to impress her. I'm sure she would have been surprised had I mentioned my actual job.

Bitch had a boyfriend anyway, so no idea why she started speaking to me.

Maybe she thought you were gay?

**Tom9748** · 25-02-2011, 15:42

It can be done fellas.I met my now wife just as I got out,so technically I was a civvie but let's not let the truth get in the way.Anyway good looking own house own car and a decent job.So I gets to move in with all my bin liners full of shit from the absolute shithole I was living in.The day of the wedding,photos being taken on the steps of said church and I lean in to her and say four words she still mentions now and again after all these years "the house,fucking half".

**Lainyann** · 25-02-2011, 15:56

I think you should find yourself a typical squaddie husband!

**Moodybitch** · 25-02-2011, 16:05

Originally Posted by Tom9748

It can be done fellas.I met my now wife just as I got out,so technically I was a civvie but let's not let the truth get in the way.Anyway good looking own house own car and a decent job.So I gets to move in with all my bin liners full of shit from the absolute shithole I was living in.The day of the wedding,photos being taken on the steps of said church and I lean in to her and say four words she still mentions now and again after all these years "the house,fucking half".

Ah, wedding day revelations! The day I married my husband, someone commented to my teary-eyed mother-in-law that she must be so happy for her son, she remarked "yes I am, I'm so glad to be rid of him".

**Alsacien** · 25-02-2011, 16:09

Originally Posted by Moodybitch

Ah, wedding day revelations! The day I married my husband, someone commented to my teary-eyed mother-in-law that she must be so happy for her son, she remarked "yes I am, I'm so glad to be rid of him".

Not suprising considering he was 46...

**Yeah_Innit_Blud** · 25-02-2011, 16:11

Originally Posted by Moodybitch

Maybe she thought you were gay?

I get that a lot, I don't know why...

**Moodybitch** · 25-02-2011, 16:14

Originally Posted by Alsacien

Not suprising considering he was 46...

He might look 46, but he's not even 30 yet.

**Moodybitch** · 25-02-2011, 16:15

Originally Posted by Yeah_Innit_Blud

I get that a lot, I don't know why...

Maybe it's not your job, but your approach. Are you dribbling when you talk to them? Dribbling is not a good idea.

**Yeah_Innit_Blud** · 25-02-2011, 16:19

Originally Posted by Moodybitch

Maybe it's not your job, but your approach. Are you dribbling when you talk to them? Dribbling is not a good idea.

Certainly not! I think it's the way I dress and my well coiffured hair, and my accent(lisp). And the make up. Oh yeah, and the bumming.

**Shaolinpunk** · 25-02-2011, 16:44

Try chatting up Aisan girls on nights out, not only are some of them extremely good looking, those from an Indian background tend to be really patriotic and would probably be up for the whole squaddie thing.