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**r_gmt** · 01-02-2010, 18:43

Dear all

Just broke up with the Girlfriend, She had a paid for a couple of joint adventures of ours so being decent I coughed up and squared everything away. Then I find out she's using the money to go on holiday this week with male mutual acquaintance of ours.

Not f*cking on.

So anyone know how I can have the slag added to the no fly list? A bit of backdoor fisting wouldn't go a miss either?

**bomb_mac** · 01-02-2010, 18:48

Forget it, life is too short and no right minded individual would follow up on any of the suggestions you're likely to get on here.

**Forks** · 01-02-2010, 18:50

Originally Posted by bomb_mac

Forget it, life is too short and no right minded individual would follow up on any of the suggestions you're likely to get on here.

What a horribly sensible and mature answer.

**dropshortjock** · 01-02-2010, 18:50

Why don't you just cancel the flights/trip? (IF insured...)

Edit - ah, you owed her. Best to perhaps sit back and take moral high ground. Don't do anything you may regret later on. Sorry!

**Kirkz** · 01-02-2010, 18:53

Well as it's money you owed, then it's hers to do with as she wishes :D
Just piss through her letter box while shes away

**Ursus.Maritimus** · 01-02-2010, 18:53

Sorry to say, indulging in a spot of revenge whilst momentarily giving you a "high" may lead to regret - especially if she makes a complaint to Plod. FWIW, move on. And hope she has a freak accident whilst she's away (note: accident).

Conficius said: "Before leaving on a mission of revenge, first, dig two graves".

**buttonsin3s** · 01-02-2010, 18:58

Originally Posted by Ursus.Maritimus

Sorry to say, indulging in a spot of revenge whilst momentarily giving you a "high" may lead to regret - especially if she makes a complaint to Plod. FWIW, move on. And hope she has a freak accident whilst she's away (note: accident).

Conficius said: "Before leaving on a mission of revenge, first, dig two graves".

As said above, carry on with your life and NEVER call immigration claiming that two drug mules are coming back on flight XYZ from "insert country" and give a good description of one or both.

**Dwarf** · 01-02-2010, 19:06

No, the advice is sensible, just take it on the chin and put it down to experience. Absolutely nothing to do with a well-constructed e-mail and/or Facebook to be widely distributed showing her cheek, and no adverts in her local shops while she is away. Finally don't even think about a box of prawns* through her letterbox while she is away to stink out the flat.

* Heat them before you go to start the process, pissing on them through the letterbox would help too. At least it would if you were the type to do this which we have established that you are absolutely not.

**Tastytoggle** · 01-02-2010, 19:10

Revenge is a dish best served cold. At an appropriate moment in the future, hire yourself a lucious escort and parade her in front of the ex. Be sure to observe at some point that it's funny how things work out for the best.

**Moodybitch** · 01-02-2010, 19:14

Originally Posted by r_gmt

Dear all

Just broke up with the Girlfriend, She had a paid for a couple of joint adventures of ours so being decent I coughed up and squared everything away. Then I find out she's using the money to go on holiday this week with male mutual acquaintance of ours.

Not f*cking on.

So anyone know how I can have the slag added to the no fly list? A bit of backdoor fisting wouldn't go a miss either?

Did you dump her? If so, tough sh1t