- 19-05-2012, 12:39 #31
Nearly 15 years ago after finishing a resettlement course I found myself on the lash in the Clifton area of Bristol. I asked a barmaid if there were any decent clubs to go to and she replied, "Not for someone as old as you". FFS, I was only 30.Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
- 19-05-2012, 12:41 #32
was registering at a newagency yesterday and the agent was a gorgeous 24 year old foxy little sex kitten, who promptly burst my bubble by saying, 'you sooo remind me of my dad'
Just what I wanted to hear!!
- 19-05-2012, 13:04 #33
To be fair, they are absofuckinlutely hanging but their snatches are well cared for and smell of rosewater."Two in the goo, one in the poo".
- 19-05-2012, 13:05 #34
- 19-05-2012, 13:08 #35
- 19-05-2012, 14:13 #36
"I'd rather be a tired old Has been, than a tired old Never Has Been!!"
- Join Date
- Oct 2004
- Gods Waiting room
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
Semper in excremento sum, solum profunditas mutat
According to Ispeakcrabandpongo "Typically Island Ape Brits," That suits me!
- 19-05-2012, 14:28 #37
- 19-05-2012, 14:38 #38
What made me feel old? Age Concern the bastards... I received a letter on my 50th inviting me to visit their website for 'special' discounts. Feckin' twunts they are.Qui cum canibus concumbunt cum pulicibus surgent.
- 19-05-2012, 15:41 #39
- 19-05-2012, 16:02 #40
- Join Date
- Aug 2011
Mrs F asked what I was reading so I told her.
"There's a load of old gits on here today", I said.
"Should fit in nicely then" she repliedWhen your up to your arse in alligators its difficult to remember that your first objective was to drain the swamp.