ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Oyibo** · 19-05-2012, 12:39

Nearly 15 years ago after finishing a resettlement course I found myself on the lash in the Clifton area of Bristol. I asked a barmaid if there were any decent clubs to go to and she replied, "Not for someone as old as you". FFS, I was only 30.

**vortexringpiece** · 19-05-2012, 12:41

was registering at a newagency yesterday and the agent was a gorgeous 24 year old foxy little sex kitten, who promptly burst my bubble by saying, 'you sooo remind me of my dad'

Just what I wanted to hear!!

**Badger_Heed** · 19-05-2012, 13:04

Originally Posted by Oyibo

Nearly 15 years ago after finishing a resettlement course I found myself on the lash in the Clifton area of Bristol. I asked a barmaid if there were any decent clubs to go to and she replied, "Not for someone as old as you". FFS, I was only 30.

There's a bar in Clifton (can't remember the name but it's near the Natwest Bank) where women of an older persuasion hang out in the hope of bagging younger gentlemen.

To be fair, they are absofuckinlutely hanging but their snatches are well cared for and smell of rosewater.

**Markintime** · 19-05-2012, 13:05

Originally Posted by vortexringpiece

was registering at a newagency yesterday and the agent was a gorgeous 24 year old foxy little sex kitten, who promptly burst my bubble by saying, 'you sooo remind me of my dad'

Just what I wanted to hear!!

Were you shagging her at the time?

**Oyibo** · 19-05-2012, 13:08

Originally Posted by Badger_Heed

There's a bar in Clifton (can't remember the name but it's near the Natwest Bank) where women of an older persuasion hang out in the hope of bagging younger gentlemen.

To be fair, they are absofuckinlutely hanging but their snatches are well cared for and smell of rosewater.

If only I had known at the time. Almost needless to say, I didn't score that night.

(What's the name and address of the bar?)

**ugly** · 19-05-2012, 14:13

Originally Posted by Busterdog

Funny..... I get the same treatment when I'm riding my Harley with a Mossberg strapped across my back! Or a Rotty hanging over the side of my Beamer. "Stay away from that old motherf*cker - he's crazy!" I also find sixty year old women attractive these days - out of necessity sadly!

"I also find sixty year old women attractive these days - out of necessity sadly! "

I always have done for some reason, maybe soon they will be younger than me!

**Onetap** · 19-05-2012, 14:28

Originally Posted by seaweed

Such a kind young man saw me standing in the Tube on Tuesday and offered me his seat - I gestured to the girl standing in front of where he had been sitting that she should take it but she waved back that I should sit down - so I did, and grateful too, BUT I had no dea I looked so OLD to the general public!

Any similar experiences you oldies?

Same thing happened to me a few years ago. A nice young Pakistani gentleman stood up and offered me his seat on the tube.
So I chinned the bastard.

**sunami** · 19-05-2012, 14:38

What made me feel old? Age Concern the bastards... I received a letter on my 50th inviting me to visit their website for 'special' discounts. Feckin' twunts they are.

**Markintime** · 19-05-2012, 15:41

Originally Posted by sunami

What made me feel old? Age Concern the bastards... I received a letter on my 50th inviting me to visit their website for 'special' discounts. Feckin' twunts they are.

I feel your pain brother.

I'm now entitled to use the facilities of Age Concern and eat discount meals in their restaurant!