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    Military Hardware looking for a new home!

    I decided to post this in this exalted forum because you, dear Readers, will understand...

    There is some military hardware here looking for a new home...

    David James and Partners - Rural Chartered Surveyors Country House Agents

    It says that 02EB63 is in good running order!!

    Get your pennies together and get down there!

    Litotes

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    Bloody hell, you then need to buy a 434 to carry spares,lift packs etc, a stalwart for POL, 1000 litres of green paint, access to unlimited red diesel and at least 2VM(a) to keep the bugger running.

    Sod it ,how much??

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    Chieftain tank Mk1 described as a good runner? Sounds a bit sus to me.
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    You see! This is why birds and CID don't mix.
    You give a bloke a gun and he thinks its a dream come true
    You give a girl one and she knows it doesn't go with a dress.

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    Fuck, and i have just got my gratuity too, i wonder if wife will go for it?
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    The role of cavalry in war is to bring style and panache to what would otherwise be just an ugly brawl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crimsonhussar View Post
    Fuck, and i have just got my gratuity too, i wonder if wife will go for it?
    Tell her she can be the commander and you will take her shopping in it
    God helps those who help themselves, but God help those who are caught helping themselves

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    If I could get the swingfire missiles I'd have the FV102 striker.

    That would scare you in yer big gay tank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crimsonhussar View Post
    Fuck, and i have just got my gratuity too, i wonder if wife will go for it?
    You were of the clan that first betrayed the Chieftain, how dare you sir?
    You see! This is why birds and CID don't mix.
    You give a bloke a gun and he thinks its a dream come true
    You give a girl one and she knows it doesn't go with a dress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    If I could get the swingfire missiles I'd have the FV102 striker.

    That would scare you in yer big gay tank.
    I would be slightly scared if you could find one that had working launchers on it! You would have more chance of taking out the commanders station from the inside!
    The role of cavalry in war is to bring style and panache to what would otherwise be just an ugly brawl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tytus_Barnowl View Post
    You were of the clan that first betrayed the Chieftain, how dare you sir?
    But i was in the last Sqn to be converted of that clan! Challenegr 1 was good but Chieftain had a certain 'charm' all of its own.
    The role of cavalry in war is to bring style and panache to what would otherwise be just an ugly brawl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffnp View Post
    Tell her she can be the commander and you will take her shopping in it
    I would certainly like to drive the thing through some of the shops that she tends to frequent! Just how many fucking handbags and pairs of shoes does one woman need?
    The role of cavalry in war is to bring style and panache to what would otherwise be just an ugly brawl.

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