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  1. 09-05-2012, 21:52 #11
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    Does the searchlight work? They always used to shine the sodding searchlight at us.
    I was a good runner in the mob. I alway's liked to think I could get out of trouble quicker than what I got into it!

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    Where's Arters? Does he want to go halves?
    Dishonour before death!!
    My Service Career and work ethic - Too much a poof for the SAS, too lazy for P Coy, too sea sick for the Marines, too inept for anything vaguly glamourous, but not too scared to ask that fat MT lass to dance down the bop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crimsonhussar View Post
    I would certainly like to drive the thing through some of the shops that she tends to frequent! Just how many fucking handbags and pairs of shoes does one woman need?
    I don't know but my girlfriend has 150 pairs of shoes & still keeps buying more.
    In Memory of Rifleman E S DORSETT S/37709, 9th Bn., Rifle Brigade who died on the Somme 08 April 1918.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crimsonhussar View Post
    I would be slightly scared if you could find one that had working launchers on it! You would have more chance of taking out the commanders station from the inside!
    Id be sure to remove the pork chops first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    If I could get the swingfire missiles I'd have the FV102 striker.

    That would scare you in yer big gay tank.
    Not much good when you can't reach the pedals.
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    The act of banging a girl on her period and cumming inside her. You then proceed to suck out the mix of blood and semen through a straw.
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