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**therealdaveevans** · 04-10-2011, 19:18

Originally Posted by Schadenfreudefest

No, that's Dave Evans. What was wrong with pre-H15?

Wanker

True fact. If you'd like to hear more about me, PM me

**twothreeuptwothreedown** · 04-10-2011, 19:35

Originally Posted by HHH

I pipe up what, as I don't think I've ever replied to any of your posts.
But seeing that you've now brought me into it, how's this.
You're lower than a piece of Scarab Beetles dung !

Nicht tief genug, HHH!

Er liegt tiefer als einen scheisshaus in einem unterseeboot!
Da gibt es ja, nichts tiefer!

**Flaggie** · 04-10-2011, 19:40

Originally Posted by Kaye

Setz dich Kleiner....Auf meiner Kanone!

Das muessen Sie mit beider Haender trinken!

Wo is meiner Fahrrad?

Wie viel nach die Kaserne?

"Wo ist mein Fahrrad?" can only be uttered by cloggies. Preferably those not even born at the time. Als je weet wat ik bedoel

**Flaggie** · 04-10-2011, 19:44

Originally Posted by twosugarsnomilk

FFS girls,get a room or post something funny instead of trading handbags.You are both coming across as a right pair of grosse pimmel kopfs.

Edited to add

uberalles = overalls

Seconded.
I really don't give a fuck how many tours BB has dodged. Crayoning over threads to get digs in is becoming well tedious.

**samain11** · 05-10-2011, 10:25

You needed to understand a bit of real German occasionally as well, in case Hermann needed a slap, "insel affen" being one I remember. Fairly accurate I suppose
but still bad form.

**Outstanding** · 05-10-2011, 10:38

Mein hunde is todt in der einbahnstarsse!

**hmmm** · 05-10-2011, 10:38

What was the windscreen wiper one?

**Mr_Deputy** · 05-10-2011, 10:55

this is a brilliant education.

**BenghaziBandit** · 05-10-2011, 11:33

"Kartoffelen teues"
"Tatty Bye".
'tschüss........................'dumm Bube'

**AlienFTM** · 05-10-2011, 13:05

Originally Posted by Without Commitment

Scheune sofort oeffnen oder Ich fahre mein Landrover dadurch - open your barn immediately or I will drive my Landrover through it

Zwei grossen Bier bitte, mein Freund bezahlt - 2 large beers please and my friend will pay

Es ist ein Schade dass wir dieses Kneipe nicht wahrend der Krieg glattgebombt haben - it's a shame we didn't bomb this pub flat in the war

On one occasion in 1984 I was shopping in the hypermarket at Belm near the Traz - Marktkauf or something. Zero Alpha was very heavily pregnant with Alien Minor Two. As we bimbled round and started toward the checkouts, a spotty 17-year-old yoof managed to catch her ankle with his trolley and she went down like she was pole-axed. I'd just come off duty and was still in Barrack Dress. As I crouched and comforted her, I looked up at yoof who just gazed down in that way only spotty-faced teenagers can.

I told him loudly and in no uncertain terms in his own language for everyone around to hear that a word of apology was the least he might proffer if he didn't want his face rearranged. The word of apology really didn't cut it, unlike my next comment through the silence that had fallen.

"Ihr Deutschen sollten alle Stalingrad umgebracht werden."

"You Germans should have all been killed in Stalingrad."

If there was a silence before, a pin falling over by wines and spirits would have boomed its echo around the place afterwards."

Strangely the crowd parted and we found ourselves at a suddenly empty checkout queue.

Drove back to Dodesheide, still in a raging temper, parked, emptied the boot of shopping. As I closed the boot, a neighbour's car pulled up behind, they both leapt out and gave me a round of applause.