ARmy Rumour SErvice

**maccabonga** · 18-04-2012, 07:02

Schnellefickehose - jogging bottoms

**maccabonga** · 18-04-2012, 21:07

Alle ist wonderbra - all is well

**LancePrivateJones** · 18-04-2012, 21:16

Fishpaste is best bitter (Wie spät ist es bitte).

That is all.

**Stonker** · 18-04-2012, 21:52

Originally Posted by allgone2ratsh1t

Ja. Ja. Ich komme alles uber die platz.Zwei mal bier und grosse pommes weiss un gyros mit tzatziki.

. . . und einmal spitfeuerfliegerschnitzel mit glycol und goggles, und noch einmal one-o-them-wot-he-had-before-me . . . .

Bitte.

Heard (genuinely) at the schnellie outside Brooke Barracks. Berlin, 1981(ish)

**AlienFTM** · 19-04-2012, 14:08

One Bratwurst mit Pommes kein Sheiss on it bitte.

One Bratty and chips without Mayo please.

**graeme838** · 26-05-2012, 14:40

One I remember from my days in Fallingbostel:

Zwei recht, Herr Burgermeister" - too right squire

**gizmo17** · 27-06-2012, 17:31

All very enlightening and revives some good and funny memories. to be honest i dident indulge in too much cunning lingual skills.

The 'point' 'Nod' 'pay' 'drink' drill did well for me many a time many a country germany included.

**Pteranadon** · 27-06-2012, 18:31

Originally Posted by gizmo17

All very enlightening and revives some good and funny memories. to be honest i dident indulge in too much cunning lingual skills.

The 'point' 'Nod' 'pay' 'drink' drill did well for me many a time many a country germany included.

Thats a great policy. Did you have any old mates who hasd mastered the key phrase "Noch ein bier mein freund bitte zalhlen!"?