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Discuss What "Best Advice" do you remember from Basic Training? at the Old & Bold forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; When you're about to do PT, sum up a shit, otherwise all that extra weight ...
  1. 31-08-2011, 12:20 #81
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    When you're about to do PT, sum up a shit, otherwise all that extra weight will slow you down
    - Tp Cpl, JLR RAC '86

    Don't fuck with the Lezzers!
    - Sgt, CAD Kineton, late '80's

    If you're gonna get caught in the Girls block, make sure she's a looker, otherwise you're gonna suffer some shit for months
    - Sgt, CAD Kineton, late 80's
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    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact"
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    "I eat too much, I drink too much, I want too much, too much!"
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  2. 31-08-2011, 12:29 #82
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    If you're gonna get caught in the Girls block, make sure she's a looker, otherwise you're gonna suffer some shit for months
    I was billeted in a block where the top floor was WRACS. There was a big fuck off steel door on their landing which I couldn't decide whether it was to keep us out or them in.
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  3. 31-08-2011, 14:38 #83
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    If you are keeping calm whilst everybody around you is flapping, then you haven't properly grasped the situation.
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  4. 31-08-2011, 22:45 #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_IRON View Post
    Over 23 years later and that bus full of WRACs/Nurses from Guildford still haven't turned up.......they must be on the outrage bus.
    Same for the "coach full of nurses from BMH Iserlohn" coming to dance in Northumberland Barracks NAAFI, Menden (C1972-1974)!
    There is one way never to see your Country lost - and that is to die in the last ditch.
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  5. 01-09-2011, 00:16 #85
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    Learn to sleep anywhere at anytime, eat, drink, piss and take a dump whenever the opportunity presents itself.

    Get into the best regiment that you think you'll be able to hack.
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  6. 01-09-2011, 01:26 #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunami View Post
    Hear all, see all & say nowt.
    Eat all,drink all, pay nowt and if you ever do anything for nowt make sure you do it for
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  7. 01-09-2011, 01:48 #87
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    Strange advice to give recruits. Which member of staff said that? Was his nickname 'Jack Cunt'?
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  8. 01-09-2011, 15:13 #88
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    It was the old Yorky who used to stoke the boilers.
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  9. 01-09-2011, 16:10 #89
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    Not a basic training one, but from the same kind of person as post #87:

    "Keep her well shagged and poorly shod, she'll not wander far..."
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    ARRSE - Not as funny as it used to be since 2003.

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  10. 01-09-2011, 17:31 #90
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    The Energa will knock out any known tank
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