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18-01-2012, 07:58 #51Senior Member

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Please, if one is to wear a smoking jacket it is rather unseemly to be seen sans Fez.
The above is a temporary digression while I ride one of my hobby horses, a rant by me a soldier, failed lothario and inmate of a proudly independent country, founded by thieves and whores. The gratuitous opinions and comments contained above are more scatological than ideological. Scientific tests conducted by "The Ponds Institute" have determined that I have a very tenuous grasp on reality. You are reading the thoughts one of the biggest wanker currently walking around on four, oops, two legs. I have an ill-informed opinion on pretty much everything. In conclusion there is no truth to the rumour that I am a Philanthropist, Sesquipedalian, World Traveller, and Bon Vivant. Although, I may or may not of been associated with Left and Right Wing authors & lecturers, travellers & bums, wars fought, revolutions started, assassinations plotted, uprisings quelled, governments run, subversion's organised, Communists terrorised, bars emptied, bars filled, Virgins converted, Tigers tamed, Crocodiles castrated, and students tortured.
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18-01-2012, 10:04 #52
Smoking jackets may not be [I]de rigeur[I], but I do think that they can cut a dash on slightly less formal occasions. I can thoroughly recommend Cadogans in Winchester (near gieves and thieves) for some fine examples, and other splendid chaps' accoutrements.
If we wait until the last minute to do it, it'll only take a minute.
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18-01-2012, 10:41 #53
Would it be appropriate to grow some substantial Bugger Grips to compliment the attire?
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18-01-2012, 10:44 #54
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18-01-2012, 10:49 #55
Cane? CANE! Correct accessory is a tightly furled umbrella*
*and NB always check the umbrella before unfurling. If one does not one might find that one's fellow Subalterns have filled it with talcum powder, confetti or ripped up grot mags, which can cause red faces on Cavalry Sunday.ARRSE - Not as funny as it used to be since 2003.
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18-01-2012, 10:56 #56X Factor Spoof! Safe for work! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qTYVnrhU_8
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18-01-2012, 11:00 #57
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18-01-2012, 12:05 #58
I must admit attending my first Cavalry Parade with a monumental hangover I was convinced the whole thing was a wind up, somewhat compounded by a WPC on the cordon asking if I was marching, I did resist biting along the lines "no I wander round Hyde Park in Bowler with brolly every fucking sunday morning....." mainly on the grounds my head was spliting.
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18-01-2012, 12:21 #59
Umbrella with a bowler? Surely as a hat for the country, the correct accopaniment to a bowler is a Purdey over-under.
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18-01-2012, 12:29 #60


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