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  1. 08-05-2011, 14:15 #1
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    Do you get your own bathroom in the officer's mess

    Hello everybody,

    I am thinking of applying for a commission.

    I would just like to know if you get your own bathroom in the officer's mess or are facilities shared?

    Thanks for your advice in advance.
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    Usually. But anyway you will have a batman to help you dress.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    Usually. But anyway you will have a batman to help you dress.
    No more bathrooms, or batmen due to cutbacks: however there is the new issue "Dwarf mit Toothbrush" for phallic/vaginal hygiene, I believe the Cav are being issued Deaf-Mutes.
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    If you get a single cabin you will have a sink. This can cover all the requirements that one needs a bathroom for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guns View Post
    If you get a single cabin you will have a sink. This can cover all the requirements that one needs a bathroom for.
    I beg to differ. I used to find trying to shove turds through the small holes in the plug hole extremely tedious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    I beg to differ. I used to find trying to shove turds through the small holes in the plug hole extremely tedious.
    You just need to run them through a mouli-grater or potato ricer.
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