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    Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    I'm looking for ideas for a suitable present to buy a lady to celebrate her Majority. I got her a pearl ring to celebrate passing out of Sandhurst (completed the earrings and necklace ladies wear in mess dress).

    Of course I could just get her a present but I'd like to get something that seems relevant.
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    Mine angry and defrauded young?

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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    How about a glass cieling for her house? :D

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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    Give her a pearl necklace.

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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    If she doesn't already have them; a Mont Blank pen set? Perhaps in a relevant regimental colour?

    Beige list was out in Dec 09 and those selected don't wear it until July, so you're either a bit late in asking this question or planning well ahead!

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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    Quote Originally Posted by BuggerAll
    I'm looking for ideas for a suitable present to buy a lady to celebrate her Majority. I got her a pearl ring to celebrate passing out of Sandhurst (completed the earrings and necklace ladies wear in mess dress).

    Of course I could just get her a present but I'd like to get something that seems relevant.
    An engagement ring? As the statistics are against her being married.

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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    Get her the female Apache pilot book book so she knows the standard that all lady officers should meet in the view from behind stakes!!
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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    Quote Originally Posted by Back_at_RD
    If she doesn't already have them; a Mont Blank pen set? Perhaps in a relevant regimental colour?

    Beige list was out in Dec 09 and those selected don't wear it until July, so you're either a bit late in asking this question or planning well ahead!
    She gets acting on appt to a post in April and substantive in October. (at least I thought it was Oct but you may be right and its July).

    I like the pen idea.

    (BTB - she is married)
    A DEAD STATESMAN

    I could not dig: I dared not rob:
    Therefore I lied to please the mob.
    Now all my lies are proved untrue
    And I must face the men I slew.
    What tale shall serve me here among
    Mine angry and defrauded young?

    Kipling: EPITAPHS 1914

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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    Why not a little crown? .........

    More seriously, nice dress watch or a nifty ink pen package.
    This is the voice of the Mysterons.............


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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    Quote Originally Posted by BuggerAll
    Quote Originally Posted by Back_at_RD
    If she doesn't already have them; a Mont Blank pen set? Perhaps in a relevant regimental colour?

    Beige list was out in Dec 09 and those selected don't wear it until July, so you're either a bit late in asking this question or planning well ahead!
    She gets acting on appt to a post in April and substantive in October. (at least I thought it was Oct but you may be right and its July).

    I like the pen idea.

    (BTB - she is married)
    In which case I hope she is either your wife, daugter, niece, sister, cousin or goddaughter, or else I would suggest that a present as personal as those described might not be appropriate.

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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    Get her this:

    http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=146261.html

    The money goes to a good cause and everything.
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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    Quote Originally Posted by BuggerAll
    (BTB - she is married)
    To you?
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    Wondering ‘why he always talked such tripe’.

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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    Female Majors are something of an unknown quantity to me, but if she's anything at all like a significant proportion of her male peers, a course of preemptive psychiatric counselling woudn't go amiss.
    Other than that, a decent watch or pen set (suitably engraved) seems appropriate.
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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    How personal is the relationship?

    I had an SA80 combination tool silver plated for my best man's gift (we were both on the shooting team).

    Of course, if she is your wife, nothing less than Agent Provocateur.
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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    A really nice pushchair. Within months she will be looking to have babies and the retiring as soon as the pension is secured!

    Sorry, just bitter and twisted.

    Has she got her own sword? Now that is a quality present.
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    Re: Good present to buy a lady on getting her Majority

    Quote Originally Posted by mysteron
    Why not a little crown? .........

    More seriously, nice dress watch or a nifty ink pen package.
    Crown? She could strollt about her unit saying "Who's Queen?" a la Miranda Richardson's Elizabeth.
    A DEAD STATESMAN

    I could not dig: I dared not rob:
    Therefore I lied to please the mob.
    Now all my lies are proved untrue
    And I must face the men I slew.
    What tale shall serve me here among
    Mine angry and defrauded young?

    Kipling: EPITAPHS 1914

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