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**Furry_rat** · 19-03-2010, 14:31

A horse, and as an after thought some lovely leather riding boots and crop?

**chocolate_frog** · 19-03-2010, 14:33

Sticking with the pearl theme,
how about a pair of pearl g-strings....

£44 from amazon

Imagine her smile as she swaggers up and down her command corridor...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bracli-Fabul...9005511&sr=8-1

**Poppy** · 19-03-2010, 14:34

As she already has pearl necklace, earrings and ring - what about a pearl bracelet?

**Litotes** · 19-03-2010, 14:35

Originally Posted by Ravers

Originally Posted by Litotes

Originally Posted by mistersoft

Originally Posted by Litotes

I agree with the suggestion of an expensive fountain pen.

I use a Mont Blanc and it is a lovely pen. And it is admired when I wield it!

Litotes

But what about a nice Dupont fountain pen with USB? There's a great deal of satisfaction to be had carrying your porn collection (or part of it) in your top pocket. Though you do have be more careful where and when you wield it.

You didn't read the title, MS, did you???

An Officer and a lady were mentioned in the same breath.

It is therefore unlikely that the lady concerned will be much concerned with the carriage of porn!

:D

Litotes

You obviously haven't met any of the female officers I know.

Wahey, it worked! Please pm names and telephone numbers....

:D

Litotes

**BuggerAll** · 19-03-2010, 14:36

Originally Posted by Captain_Crusty

A copy of Gumboots and Pearls.

Mmmm, she might be suspicious that I am suggesting that her status is 'wife of'. She can get a bit irritated at cocktail parties when all the 'wives of' twitter on about babies and ask her what her husband does.

**mistersoft** · 19-03-2010, 14:37

Or one of these. For all those jobs round the mess.

**Litotes** · 19-03-2010, 14:38

Originally Posted by mistersoft

Originally Posted by Litotes

Originally Posted by mistersoft

Originally Posted by Litotes

I agree with the suggestion of an expensive fountain pen.

I use a Mont Blanc and it is a lovely pen. And it is admired when I wield it!

Litotes

But what about a nice Dupont fountain pen with USB? There's a great deal of satisfaction to be had carrying your porn collection (or part of it) in your top pocket. Though you do have be more careful where and when you wield it.

You didn't read the title, MS, did you???

An Officer and a lady were mentioned in the same breath.

It is therefore unlikely that the lady concerned will be much concerned with the carriage of porn!

:D

Litotes

Litotes, I did indeed read the thread title but after CQMS's excellent suggestion to 'Give her a pearl necklace' I thought the discussion was all but over.

In my experience, ladies are also heavily involved in the carriage of porn though that might just be the 'ladies' that I've had dealings with. And as for officers (lady or otherwise), it was usually them asking the questions and the most popular seemed to be if I accepted their award. I (sadly) was never able to confirm if they were into porn.

Under the circumstances, I thought CQMS's suggestion of a pearl necklace perfectly acceptable for a lady.

:D

Litotes