- 23-07-2012, 10:22 #1041A l'eau; C'est l'heure.
- 23-07-2012, 10:26 #1042
You don't need you roll mat there will be cot beds, in fact you don't need your bouncing bomb or Bergen because the fob shoot won't be on, you will stay in camp, so just take your black grip and jungle gonk bag.
How I suffered, you utter Twat!Give them Nothing But Take from them Everything.
- 23-07-2012, 10:31 #1043
EM "You won't need to put you ear defence in, the fog is too thick and will never clear so you won't fire the Hmg"
Me "yeah fuck it I don't need them"
DS "Oi dickhead can you not see that technical?, fire you mong"
EM"muwahhhhahahhaa you will now be downgraded for fucked up ears"Give them Nothing But Take from them Everything.
- 23-07-2012, 10:36 #1044Silence may be golden, but duct tape is more effective, and that comes in silver......
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" -Unknown
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf - George Orwell
Thames Path Challenge for Combat Stress - http://www.justgiving.com/Tony-Feller
- 23-07-2012, 20:53 #1045
"have a kip you'll be fine, your stop isn't for miles"
Oh how I've never slept on a train since. All thanks to EM
- 23-07-2012, 21:13 #1046
- Join Date
- Jul 2006
- Lat: 55.017. Lon: -1.883
Me. "Fuck off you slant eyed cunt you are getting right on my tits".
EM. "You recall your cousin who is a cameraman in Salqin in the Iblid bit of Syria? Why don't you ring him? See if he picks up? Mwahhahahhahhah"
Me. "Slant eyed cunt".
EM. "Your wife wishes to buy a power hose to do her stable yard. Why not buy her one and show her how to use it. It would be a bonding thing and what could possibly go wrong?"
Me. "Might I suggest you walk whilst you still have the legs to carry you?"
Me. "Fucks sakes. Is there no end to it? How about I say I am sorry? Even if I don't mean it?"If I hate blue Smarties does that make me a racist?
Sun Tzu. The Art of War
- 23-07-2012, 21:29 #1047
Dry books of tactics are beneath the notice of a man of genius, and it is a known fact that every British officer is inspired with a perfect knowledge of his duty, the moment he gets his commission; and if it were not, it would be sufficiently acquired in conversaziones at the main-guard or the grand sutler's.
- Join Date
- Apr 2006
- South Africa
Advice to Officer's of the British Army, published 1782
- 23-07-2012, 21:59 #1048
- Join Date
- Jul 2009
- St.Helens, Grim I know
EM: Go on Breks change your location no one will notice
Breks: Aye, I suppose I will, not like I made a cock of myself with the spelling or drew attention to it by trying to point out how "Special" others are.
EM: You know it makes sense. (All the while texting Sinner to give him the heads up)
Hook baited and set, awaits bite
"Sinner251 - he pisses on tramps" The Snail
I came here to drink Milk and kick Ass.....and I've just finished my Milk
- 25-07-2012, 23:43 #1049
- Join Date
- Feb 2005
Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...
- 26-07-2012, 00:51 #1050
EM to hapless LOCOG employee at Hampden.
EM -"No one knows that there are two Koreas that are in a perpetual state of near war, so there's no need to go checking flags".
Hapless Employee - "OK I'll just put this mainly white, red and blue jobbie up, instead of the mainly red, blue and white one."
EM "Mwuahhahhahah"Guinness. It's the first food group.
The Gentlemen of The Excise: - Ensuring that Bad Things Happen To Bad People Since 1643
"If I can shoot rabbits, I can kill fascists" (If you tolerate this, then your children will be next).