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Discuss If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave... in Now That's What I Call NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Nought wrong wiv Millbrook innit. If your posh you come from maybush. It has a better sound to it....
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    Nought wrong wiv Millbrook innit. If your posh you come from maybush. It has a better sound to it.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

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    how was the play?"

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    Not to mention Albion Towers....
    ".....on one occasion received a shot through his cap but continued his work cheerfully and methodically."

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    Wifes family

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feenix View Post
    Wifes family
    That includes you, you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norfolknchance View Post
    7. Cunts who take up the whole pavement and expect you to get out the way of them and their chav tribe.
    Amen to that!

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    Norwegians

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    Anyone who appeared in the following:

    Big Brother
    My Big Fat Pikey Wedding, and:

    The Liberal elite
    Left wingers who went to posh private schools but insist they are at one with the proletariat
    Blair, Brown and the rest of New Labour.
    Child molesters
    Animal molesters
    The Obese
    Chav's & Ned's
    PC brigade (they would dig the trench first)
    Wiggers
    Daily Mail Readers
    Guardian Readers
    Serial Killers
    Killjoys, and finally
    Jabber the Hut AKA Alex Salmond for giving Star Wars a bad name.

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    Serial killers? Surely they'd be helping fill the mass grave.
    High on life. And glue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKJOLD View Post
    Norwegians

    SK
    I'd rather employ Norwegians to help fill the Mass Grave; they've shown some real talent lately...
    Democracy is not for the people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Serial killers? Surely they'd be helping fill the mass grave.
    Damn you eyes, the Serial Killers would do the killing, then lay down on their backs, flick mud over themselves before blowing their brains out.

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