ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Cuddles** · 20-10-2010, 18:51

"SDSR team? OK, could you all wait over there please. I'm sorry but we're undermanned and lacking some equipment..."

**kiwi3010** · 20-10-2010, 18:53

i think if laim fox had to answer this question he'd more than likely say the 17000 servicemen who are going to loose their jobs because lets face it as far as he's concerned, for them the war is over

**JohnBloke** · 22-11-2010, 17:00

Apologies - I was merely showing respect for the avian denizens of AARSE.

**Cuddles** · 22-11-2010, 18:03

Bishop "Pete" and the "We knew Diana and therefore our opinions on the future marriage of her son and a woman she never met are incredibly valid" mob...in your own time, go on...

**heard_it_all_before** · 08-12-2010, 14:55

Gordon Brown, along with anyone that calls him by his first name.
Everybody that shops in our ASDA - namely all the parasites from the estates that surround it.
Everyone that wears a tracksuit when they have never done phys in their pathetic little life.
Anyone that rides a mobility scooter just because they're fat and idle.
Anyone that thinks that it's okay to park in the disabled bay just because it's night time.
Old people that go grocery shopping on a weekend.
All ditherers, Muppets and arrseholes that have no situational awareness for anyone but themselves
All people that are so fat that they take up more space than is necessary.
Everyone with the surname "Kinnock". That’s just so we don't miss any of them out by mistake...!

That's that off my chest for another day....

**drillingbootie** · 03-02-2011, 07:28

This trench, where do you want it - chain gang (formerly known as Community Service) at the ready, to start digging.

**warrior8234mkIIIA2** · 04-02-2011, 12:05

1. The bloke/woman who is in charge of Aspire and sits there all day thinking 'cheers easy'.
2. The mongs at Modern housing.
3. Any muppet who goes on a little too much about health and friggin safety.
4. Most of Leeds.

**Fireplace** · 04-02-2011, 12:30

Any member of the Garbage Gestapo responsible for measuring open lids, FPN, and/or advocating once monthly pickups.

**The13thDukeOfWybourne** · 04-02-2011, 12:49

1. All the WO3 Clerks within every RHQ up and down the land.
2. Chris Moyles and his team.
3. Anyone who waits until the very last minute to pay for any goods at a till and only then do they start rooting around at the bottom of a bag for their wallet/purse only to produce a chequebook that requires 15 forms of i.d. that they don't have on them.

**devexwarrior** · 05-02-2011, 16:25

The idiots who decided to have a rugby international in Cardiff - the city with one of the worst road access systems - on a Friday, at rush hour and didn't tell the car drivers they could also use the M48 old bridge. I added 90 minutes to my normal commute and I misssed the worst of it.

Any footballer who earns more than an NCO in the mob, becuse that is what they are really worth .... actually make that who earns more than the lowest paid private soldier.

Any politician..........yep that'll do