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    Re: If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

    If I absolutely had to fill one I would fill it with...

    As many crabfats that I could...alive.

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    Re: If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

    Quote Originally Posted by Weluvtheraf
    If I absolutely had to fill one I would fill it with...

    As many crabfats that I could...alive.
    I think it's time to change the record now fella. A hundred odd posts all saying pretty much the same thing.

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    Re: If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

    * Women who force you to stop when you're walking with a pram and force their stinking-of-cigarettes-and-cheap-port-faces in to spittle their bad breath all over your baby.

    * People who claim that you have such a nice and sweet little baby, when the little purple monster isn't sweet at all. It is just recovering from an all night scream and binge drinking (on formula) session!
    Watch out! Kim Jong Il is watching you!

    If wars were won by feasting, or, victory by song,
    or safety found in sleeping sound, how England would be strong!

    But honour and dominion are not maintained so.
    They're only got by sword and shot, and this the Dutchmen know!

    Kipling.

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    Re: If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

    A new entrant on my list is everyone at EDF Energy (a FRENCH company) whose job it is to provide electricity, not excuses. Kill them all!

    (except the engineer who finally restored my supply and gave me some insider tips on a successful compo claim.)

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    Re: If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

    One fat AirTrooper would fill the whole thing.

    Have they no self respect ?
    There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of semtex

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    Re: If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

    Into the mass grave must go the 12,231 f*cktards who voted ZanuLabour in the Glasgow North East elections.

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    Re: If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

    I think i would just pick good old rapists and paedophiles.
    I would offer moral support, but i have questionable morals.

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    Re: If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

    ohhhh i feel safe in here....no ones said sheds ???
    Nasty, noisy things,, revolvers,, Count. Better stick to air-guns." Sherlock Holmes,

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    Re: If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

    1. Katy Price
    2. Peter Andre
    3. Townies who move to the country then whinge that it smells, there are tractors on the road and there are cows in the field at the bottom of my garden.
    4. People who are "famous" for fcuk all.
    5. Any mong, window licker and z list celebrity who has appeared on ANY reality TV show, including X Factor, BB, I'm a mong get me out of here, Britain's talentless.
    6. Simon Cowell
    7. The Beckhams
    8. Smart arsses who spot things like missing the number 7 in a list

    :D

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    Re: If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

    Anyone who when they do a list misses out the number 7.

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