ARmy Rumour SErvice

**DrunkenIrish** · 23-05-2011, 17:25

Osama Bin Laden, murdered by the PC crazed Americans. He only ever wanted to spread the religion of peace and kill all the narrow minded people who didn't fancy being Muslims the dicks, and inspired a generation of angry young men to do the same. He should also be commended on his work in urban redevelopment in New York City in late 2001, which while roundly condemned in the West, was extremely popular in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Gaza, Iraq and Iran. Mr Bin Laden had devoted years of his life and millions of his own wealth to help maintain Afghan people's stone age way of life and culture which had been increasing threatened by both the USSR and more recently NATO, whose PC mentality facism has led to attacks on a Afghani's right to rape his wife, murder his wife and rape small boys without government interference. Mr Bin Laden was a trailblazer and will be sorely missed.

**LEFTY478** · 24-05-2011, 09:37

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you Delroy Grant aka the Night Stalker. A man who dedicated himself to bring top quality drama, entertainment and reality programs into to the homes of London’s poorest residents. Especially enthusiastic in his support for our older, less able and most house-bound citizens: those that couldn’t afford cable or Sky TV and could only dream of watching CSI, Waking the dead or late night porn. Those for whom taking part in an episode of Crimewatch, was a lifelong ambition.

Most people thought he’d be awarded for the 17 years of devotion to his community and the 600 plus people whose lives he touched so deeply. Surely he deserved an MBE at the very least? But no, he joins a long list of fine men & women. Men & women hounded into jail by the PC zealots. I hope they choke on the tofu.

**hector** · 29-06-2011, 00:33

Have we forgotten that old Russian softee with immense forward thinking, Comrade J Stalin. Born a lowly peasant, he propelled his country, helter skelter, into the twentieth century, with his fantastic retirement package's for Senior Military Officers and Academics alike. He also revoloutionised their military tactics by placing officers behind the advance, with machine guns, to encourage heroism. Comrade General another order of the Red Star!

**Pillager** · 29-06-2011, 01:07

levi Bellfield,

friend to lonely travellers, always ready with an open door and a warm beaded passenger seat cover.
bad driver, routinely resulting in passengers getting their faces bounced off the dashboard multiple times. A simple but generous hearted soul not yet dead but likely to fall down the nine flights of stairs in his prison cell before getting his head caught under the tap and drowning in the not too distant future.

**cernunnos** · 29-06-2011, 07:45

Originally Posted by crabby

Dennis Nilsen - He indulged in necrophilia, surely he is long overdue honorary arrse membership? He single handedly tried to rid the world of the scourge of young, homeless homosexual men.

Editted to add: apparently he was ex-forces

Yes, he was a slop jockey in the 1960s and therefore has killed far more people than he has ever been credited with.

That's obviously where he aquired a taste for human flesh with chutney.

**Dinnerz94** · 29-06-2011, 10:11

Kate and Gerry Mccann - geniuses in the arts of deception and manipulation. Credit not awarded to them as it should be.

**Komodo** · 26-08-2012, 10:19

Arnfinn Nesset: at the old people's home he ran in Norway, put out of their misery and enabled to meet their Maker, anything between 22 and 138 persons surplus to society's needs. The savage sentence of 12 (twelve ) years was imposed by the do-gooders , and he was forced to spend the last year in an open prison before being released. A truly shocking example of political correctness gone mad.
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