Discuss how bone is your missus. in Now That's What I Call NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; dont know if this as been done guys, but you got to admit , they are prone to the odd howler.
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missus had another prang in her motor, got the civy ...
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how bone is your missus.
dont know if this as been done guys, but you got to admit , they are prone to the odd howler.
check this out .
missus had another prang in her motor, got the civy equiv[ fmt 3, 3] was filling it out for her as you do , she,s firing all the facts to me im writing it down, all going well so far , then i gets to the picture , draws the cars stage by stage until said prang , then showed her the final draft being pleased with my artistic flair, she blew up in my face and said " SHE WAS GOING A LOT FASTER THAN THAT" god bless her, .hesco peeper likes this.
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Went camping with my ex t'other weekend (fcukin bizzare situation goin on there for a kick off), set up one of those cheap disposable bbq's and got the bugger lit. Prevailing wind was blowing majority of smoke into the tent, where she was sat looking into a mirror. She turned to me and said, quite seriously, 'I'm getting smoked out here, would you turn the bbq around so the smoke goes someplace else'. Bless.
- 22-08-2006, 09:15 #3Senior Member
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did you give her a comforting hug , god bless em all.
Originally Posted by Morty
- 22-08-2006, 09:18 #4Senior Member
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Not my missus but her maternity replacement (so near enough)
Anyway, head of company taking a short jolly to Europe on business turns to said replacement and asks her to book him and his 3 associates a hire car to pick up from the airport on arrival. 'Any particular sort?' She asks. 'No, just a nice smart car will do.' Yes you guessed it she did just that and booked them a nice 'SMART' car.armybrat1 and DuackingQuck like this.Is it safe?
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- 22-08-2006, 09:22 #5Senior Member
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sorry mate you walked right into that one , bet it was ur fault . Originally Posted by stroker
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My missus thought that she really was in control of the satellite when on Google Earth ........
Unfortunatly, young Jamie Inglis lost his battle with cancer. RIP brave lad.
- 22-08-2006, 09:27 #7Senior Member
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LO VERY L .you surely jest. Originally Posted by drain_sniffer
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My girlfriend is adamant she wants a car just like James Bond.....one of those new Austins!!!!
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I sh*t you not.... I have witnesses Originally Posted by SLUDGE LO VERY L .you surely jest. Originally Posted by drain_sniffer Unfortunatly, young Jamie Inglis lost his battle with cancer. RIP brave lad.
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babys looking at me like im a deranged imbacile still laughing mate thats quality Originally Posted by drain_sniffer I sh*t you not.... I have witnesses Originally Posted by SLUDGE LO VERY L .you surely jest. Originally Posted by drain_sniffer
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