ARmy Rumour SErvice

**mac_uk** · 08-06-2012, 00:14

Originally Posted by Wrighty28

a bump for the thread - and I've ordered my copy!

This has been the epicenter of my day. I have literally done zero work because I keep thinking and pissing myself with laghter at sections and extracts. My favorite atm being...

' Iz a fucking puddle......'

lmao! Nice one AS and stumpy, may he chew box magazines in doggy heaven!

I myself will be sacrificing a pair of trainers and some jeans to the Spirit of Stumpy when my nice shiny new books arrive

**scribes** · 08-06-2012, 01:44

being only an occasional visitor to ARRSE, this is the first time I have had the please of Stumpy and the Auld Sapper, I got to the 5th page before I had to stop reading, and take a bit of time for my eyes to stop steaming and my sides to be stiched up,

have ordered the book, looking ofrward to its release tomorrow and its despatch to me next week

**Grandfather** · 22-06-2012, 05:18

7,000 miles from UK and it is finally here........

Could only get to page 11 before my LEC was going to call the SMO as he thought I was in pain as I'd lost the ability to speak and tears streaming down my face.......

.....OOOOHHHHYYYYAAAAAAFFFFFCCCCCUUUUUKKKKEERR!!!

Brilliant - that is my Xmas list sorted this year, going to order a dozen more books, every Fcuker needs to read this book!!

**Auld_Sapper** · 22-06-2012, 10:41

Originally Posted by Grandfather

7,000 miles from UK and it is finally here........

Could only get to page 11 before my LEC was going to call the SMO as he thought I was in pain as I'd lost the ability to speak and tears streaming down my face.......

.....OOOOHHHHYYYYAAAAAAFFFFFCCCCCUUUUUKKKKEERR!!!

Brilliant - that is my Xmas list sorted this year, going to order a dozen more books, every Fcuker needs to read this book!!

Good on ya mate!! Where are you?

Regards Rab

Ubique ya bass !

**davidflies** · 22-06-2012, 10:46

Order 12 copies and one will be a freebie!

**Auld_Sapper** · 22-06-2012, 11:03

Originally Posted by davidflies

Order 12 copies and one will be a freebie!

You're being bloody generous !! Forgotten your roots ?

Ubique ya bass !!

**davidflies** · 22-06-2012, 11:04

No roots not forgotten, but Scottish goodwill always in my mind!

Ubique paratus

**Auld_Sapper** · 22-06-2012, 11:11

Originally Posted by davidflies

No roots not forgotten, but Scottish goodwill always in my mind!

Ubique paratus

Ha ha! I'm thinking of a fast witty response.......................................... .................................................. ...........bugger it ! I'll get back to you !

REgards

**Grandfather** · 22-06-2012, 13:11

I'm in Brunei, TOP TIP - do not read this book in a public place like I just have, straight home from work, took kids straight down to pool so I could sit and read in peace.......

...... Well I managed another ten or so pages to pg 22 but had to stop as I was scaring the other kids and walking out with a visible damp stain on my shorts drooling snot out of my nose looking like an alkie tramp in a dry Muslim country is not good, and as I passed the 'boathouse' I pissed myself again....... (read upto page 22)

Long haired General now on vision no sound - plenty of peace to finish it as soon as kids are in bed, which is about now.......... (Brunei +7hrs)

**TheIronDuke** · 22-06-2012, 15:58

Originally Posted by pcar964

Hilarious, but Bush? Abbreviation/acronym/slang for?

Thanks

"Bush" is British Army slang for a four eyed stunted ginger Welsh dwarf like you, Gimli. Hope this helps?

Originally Posted by Auld_Sapper

Forgotten your roots ?

You are on thin fucking ice if we are talking "doing ones roots" here my friend.

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