'KIN 'ELL !! been heavy in here today...so......

**Badgertastic** · 22-07-2010, 11:11

Seconded - Read it in full again a few weeks ago, and had to stifle the laughter so that the rest of the office didn't think that I was even odder than they already do...

Only problem is, whenever someone bumps it I get my hopes up!

**Grey_Mafia65** · 22-07-2010, 11:24

Originally Posted by Badgertastic

Seconded - Read it in full again a few weeks ago, and had to stifle the laughter so that the rest of the office didn't think that I was even odder than they already do...

Only problem is, whenever someone bumps it I get my hopes up!

I printed it out for my colleagues to read as well, mind you I had to do some translation and it went out with a "not for sensitive eyes" warning...

**Miner** · 22-07-2010, 11:28

This thread was solely resposible for me joining ARRSE.
So it does have it's down side.

Cracking read though. Shame he is no longer with us to regale us with more tales.

**DRIVER_B_III_RASC** · 22-07-2010, 11:33

This is without a doubt one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. The tears were streaming down my face and my secretary came in to see what all the gurgling was about. The author should be published, just get on board and start reading, I guarantee you will be chuckling and then belly laughing within minutes, an absolute tonic.

**Grey_Mafia65** · 22-07-2010, 12:10

Originally Posted by Miner

This thread was solely resposible for me joining ARRSE.
So it does have it's down side.

Cracking read though. Shame he is no longer with us to regale us with more tales.

According to his profile, he last logged in on the 14th July...

**hayabusagaz** · 22-07-2010, 14:50

Just read this.......i'm supposed to be in bed, i'm working nights tonight again!!!!!
Fucking pissed myself laughing, my daughter thinks i've lost the plot and my mutt is being berated for being a fanny who should take a leaf out of Stumpy's book.....

AS from one Sapper to another.(ex EOD)...sort out your interweb connection FFS......I need another stumpy fix....

**Miner** · 22-07-2010, 14:57

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

According to his profile, he last logged in on the 14th July...

Hmm, curious. I was led to believe he died a few years ago.
He ploughed his car into a motorway bridge over in Spain, IIRC.
Stands by to be corrected, as per SOP.

**FrankIG** · 28-07-2010, 16:30

Originally Posted by Miner

Hmm, curious. I was led to believe he died a few years ago.
He ploughed his car into a motorway bridge over in Spain, IIRC.
Stands by to be corrected, as per SOP.

All I can say is that I pray this is wrong. Losing AS and his Stumpy history would be a total disaster. Prove us wrong and show yer heid!!

**jesse** · 28-07-2010, 17:48

After the Andrew became a prison service dog handler specialising in explosives detection. Brought back many happy memories and very similar experiences. Laughed my bollocks off.

**doofuschap** · 12-08-2010, 22:11

Just read this post... still gigglin.

**BoxKickerSubs** · 20-08-2010, 16:37

Bumpy bumpy

**PapaGolf** · 12-09-2010, 14:16

Anyone know for def, what happened to Auld_Sapper?

**tutankhamun** · 12-09-2010, 16:17

A whole afternoon of work not done.... wonderful stuff.

**CC_TA** · 24-10-2010, 20:53

Only just found this after searching for some info for a mate who's thinking of joining the Pet Corps and I have just managed to not complete a large section of work - and I've only got to page 3 so far.

For those who haven't seen this thread yet - get reading; it's feckin brilliant!