ARmy Rumour SErvice

**MSI64** · 21-11-2005, 17:39

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my brain hurts

**Minxy** · 21-11-2005, 17:42

Oh Gosh, that is just horrible to try and translate. Painful in the extreme.

Funny (I think)

**stet** · 21-11-2005, 17:43

i do i mile and a half in 6:22

fcuk me we got roadrunner here.

**MSI64** · 21-11-2005, 17:44

MILE AND A HALF IN 6.22 can do it in less in my car!!!!!

**Charlotte_Roberts** · 21-11-2005, 17:45

Can anyone post the web addy to his account please?

**MSI64** · 21-11-2005, 17:46

Why you looking for a little Golden in you??????? Only joking please dont have a go at me ok

**Charlotte_Roberts** · 21-11-2005, 17:48

Awww

No I just want to read his profile for myself

**MSI64** · 21-11-2005, 17:49

Its on face party not sure where but if you type in PARA in search you might get it

**Goose_Rider** · 21-11-2005, 17:57

LOL well i never said sany was my mate did i u know what tell the police about me plz do coz wen i find out who u r im goin to fuk u up so come on come to my door plz door and by the way what ur msn soi can get u my man u forms and show u on cam and my charlton soccer skool certs and a 2nd dan ok is that y he had to pull me off some one the 1st time we had a fight in the gym hall wen he made us play a game wer we had to tap out coz i remember doin my man and easy well im glad u said sandy'sname coz now i got all i need to conect u lot all togever ps wen u comin and plz give me ur msn just so i can proove it coz wen i signed up in the army i showed all my cert to the nco at the carees thats y it on my form but dont take my word for it and s*** at football i was like the best there and only played once LoL oh ask sandy how cazzie is well hope too see u soon mate oh by the way u goin to tell me who u are coz u such a big man and so strong come on lets play my young jedi u fake s*** all fukin mouth aint ya hahahahahahahahaha so cute so cute indeed plus tell every one on face party like i care i got a job that earns more than u and my own house a sexy girl 4rom the usa and all my mates and im 20 oh yea a nice motorbike too so what u got lol fuk all mate im glad i aint there coz me and u r diff mate i fuked up but got better and richer and u well still wer u was like how many years plus a cpl there who i liked but hated me made me think and i took it 4rom him and i wanted to b like him and now well im as big i got the body i do i mile and a half in 6:22 and thanx to him i sorted my life out and bought my own flat with no bills so tell him thanx he know who he is ect well let me know if u comeing or u goin to drop this now coz it a bit silly init

He's part Catherine Tate (is that her name ? - 'do I look bovvered' - that one) and part Ali G, he's definately getting invited to the next arrse crawl