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**Proximo** · 27-10-2005, 20:57

Ahhhh...he's even posted comments on his 'blog' from himself, poor chap.

Sep 19 2005 04:14 am
mike wots goin down bruv it dudly this site is mad any way good luck with the court thing whwer all backin u at 2para 2para 4 life mate stand tall

Sep 25 2005 09:53 pm
oi oi sexy boy mike ur a top nutr dat fite with them two blokes over that slut was nuts go on boy u know u fuked that big one up he had 55 stiches on his face u top nutr any way dont about her i hope and that u and that american girl sort it out 2gev u deserve her mate any way round yours 2moz peace out jake!!! ur bad boy for life only mikes!!!!

Sep 25 2005 11:03 pm
mike top geeza well dun 4 kickin the fuk out them blokes she a hoe man 4get her u can do betr u get me bruv wer all thinkin of ya plus u foked dat guy up man he about 32 i know and u done him he a big cunt lmao any way wer up yrs mate take it call bruc catch ya on the east side aite peace danny kelly

Sep 26 2005 10:16 am
Mike well done for the other night you kicked there ass plusu put one in hospital you nut case dont woz about her she already getin talen care of mate ok ur brothers keeper!!!frazer..

So...he goes out and puts someone in hospital every night...yet he's still wandering about free? A soldier that did this would be banging his feet into the CSM's in-tray within seconds. In addition, he is claiming to be involved in the courts-martial of the Parachute Regiment blokes.

What a total cnut. Yes Stonker - I said it again.

**crabtastic** · 27-10-2005, 20:57

No fcuking way!

Please note that in the photos of him flexing (in what I can only assume to be his mum's council flat); there's a photo of him flexing on the wall behind him. It looks like the pictures of him and his mates in the 'barracks' show them getting ready for netball practice. As for the Fusilier head-dress, oh dear. Even as a Crab, the only time I've seen a beret looking like that was on the first series of Soldier, Soldier!

As for that feckin' letter, I really don't know where to begin. It's been a good few years since I last perused JSP 101 but is there any chance that the sharing, caring MoD has updated the service writing handbook to make correspondence more user friendly for chavs since I left?

**hiaphongharry** · 27-10-2005, 20:58

Star Sign : Virgo
Sexuality : Straight
Profession : Paratrooper (British Army)
Marital Status : Single
Perfect Partner : i dont pick i like u 4 u and thats all that matrs
Interests : Gym, Football, Karate, Milling army style running Makes Me Happy : Being a paratrooper and bein in th british army.
Makes Me Sad : went to Iraq for 3yrs get bk and every hates me
Cigarettes : I don't smoke
Alcohol : I don't drink
Drugs : I don't use drugs
Bad Habits : being in the army i think

My Favourite...

Food : Pizza or any pasta and red meat.
Music : 2step garage old skool but open minded
TV Show : Eastenders all da way
Author : what ever my CPL gives me lol
Movie : a bridge to far or any action film
Night Club / Bar : Purple E3 But anywhere with Garage R&B
Animal : Im mad for TIGGER its my nick name.
Person : My CPL he made me who i am 2day
Website : www.mike-golden.piczo.com
Place : being with my Battalion 2Para
Possession / Thing : My motor bike and tigger im a big softy at heart!

The Meaning Of Life...

The meaning of life to me is do as much as you can but enjoy it coz ppl that spend 4 or more years at college/uni miss out the fun stuff like being young and ppl what ever you do, do something for you and only for you coz at the end of the day ppl can kill u hit u beat u up take stuff 4rom u but they can never take ur soul so be all what u want to be plz the best love of all is to learn to love your self and b big headed coz if dont love you then what chance you got spla

[b] OH MY HARRY GOODNIGHT !!!!

WHAT A COMPLETE AND UTTER LITTLE TURD .

**jinxy** · 27-10-2005, 20:58

From the source of his web page:

('Please contact the site owner if you want to save this picture.');

Cheeky feckers

**Geordie_Blerk** · 27-10-2005, 20:59

The bloke is a civvie.

**Proximo** · 27-10-2005, 21:04

I keep looking at the letter.

(Muffled sniggers)

'Out of 107 in your platoon.....'

Say no more.

GB - you must be s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o proud. :D

**Geordie_Blerk** · 27-10-2005, 21:09

Originally Posted by Darth_Doctrinus

I keep looking at the letter.

(Muffled sniggers)

'Out of 107 in your platoon.....'

Say no more.

GB - you must be s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o proud. :D

I am!

There's a tear in my eye, so proud...........so very proud.

**steptoe** · 27-10-2005, 21:10

I am well jealous.. Look at all the girls. Walt or no he must be getting plenty o' yummy chavette..

**Greengrass** · 27-10-2005, 21:11

I like the Air Rifle that he is posing with. I wonder how many insurgents he slotted during his 6 back to back tours he did. His LSSA must be through the roof.

**Proximo** · 27-10-2005, 21:13

GB and DB - good drills. I must admit there's a small tear in my eye as well!

I need a real ninja to tell whether it is possible to go on this 'Faceparty' thing and actually find other 'people' who may know him? We can then spread the word much easier.

I'm concerned that he will simply delete all our hard work.