ARmy Rumour SErvice

**TheLordFlasheart** · 13-05-2006, 11:05

At least they have this spot on;

Darth Doctrinus has 0 friends.

**mistersoft** · 13-05-2006, 11:29

Originally Posted by mistersoft

Link here

Time to reel them in?

Just in case I get stung by my own scam.

Try page 2

**Lynxtips** · 13-05-2006, 11:37

Well I have to say this has taken me hours and hours to read and I haven't stopped laughing all the way through.

Golden has changed his name to Goldenwalt he is now

Star Sign : Cancer
Sexuality : Open Minded
Profession : squaddy n tescos (nights)
Perfect Partner : ho wiv big schwebs who like cookerying
Interests : knives guns sudoku
Makes Me Happy : ppl bein honest
Makes Me Sad : liars cheats and tooting massive
Drugs : I have a drug problem
Bad Habits : im a taker

3% obviously was not enough this year if a "real" soldier has to go and work at Tesco's and you must be wrong about him as he likes honesty and hates liars - ROTFLMAO

better still look at his pics and you find as one of his "bezzer" mates Airman2

Sorry if this has been mentioned this before but I have almost gone blind with the chav speak (had to go to bed to recover earlier) and I've laughed so hard I pulled a muscle

**mistersoft** · 13-05-2006, 11:40

Interests : knives guns sudoku

So he stabs and shoots Carol Vorderman if he loses.

Never stagged on at Tescos before.

**Planky_grandson** · 13-05-2006, 11:54

That quiz is rubbish
A distant cousin you've never met before stays over for the night and you have to entertain them. Do you:
Wheres the option that says find out how much money they have then go out on the town and get hammered?

Anyway
You have a perfect personality for the Army.
You have done amazingly well. Your answers indicate that you've got an excellent personality for a career in the Army. You've displayed patience, understanding and an ability to lead with plenty of charisma. Ever thought of checking out Sandhurst? The Army are always on the look out for suitable candidates for officer training. Scored 20? Frankly, you may one day bring the role of Field Marshal out of requirement - Sir!

Riiiight

**Sixty** · 13-05-2006, 11:59

Originally Posted by Darth_Doctrinus

Thank you to whoever was responsible for this - at least you were relatively kind! :D

Income: $75,000 to $100,000

So can I borrow £50 until pay day then? :D

**Lynxtips** · 13-05-2006, 12:03

Did you know you can rate the profiles on Faceparty??? Well I didn't but Goldenwalt now has one bullsh*t vote to his name

**rach-ni** · 13-05-2006, 12:16

[quote"]That quiz is rubbish

You have a perfect personality for the Army.
You have done amazingly well. Your answers indicate that you've got an excellent personality for a career in the Army. You've displayed patience, understanding and an ability to lead with plenty of charisma. Ever thought of checking out Sandhurst? The Army are always on the look out for suitable candidates for officer training. Scored 20? Frankly, you may one day bring the role of Field Marshal out of requirement - Sir!

[/quote]

The RCB has got pretty easy now dont you think? :D

**mistersoft** · 13-05-2006, 12:34

Link here

Been busy

**rach-ni** · 13-05-2006, 12:37

Music : Regimental marches and hiphop
TV Show : Ultimate Force, Emmerdale

Wow! I'm impressed! I forsee chavvy remixes of his regimental march soon...