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21-10-2011, 15:31 #1Junior Member
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Looking for serving soldiers to appear in celebratory TV show.
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Last edited by PrincessTV; 24-10-2011 at 16:06. Reason: Off Topic
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21-10-2011, 15:37 #2My crystal ball says you may be surprised by the responses.
Originally Posted by PrincessTV
(Opens popcorn and settles down....)
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21-10-2011, 15:40 #3Senior Member
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It's difficult to suppress the rage, but wiping the froth from my mouth, I have a mucker who's currently serving. Perhaps you could throw his newborn out of the back of a plane over his CP? I bet he would be really surprised.
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21-10-2011, 15:41 #4Senior Member
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I am not sure that you have thought this through..........
Soldier A, sitting in FOB, minding own business and keeping his head down.
Wocca,Wocca,Wocca (airborne taxi noises for the uninitiated)
Out pops his missus and his newborn sprog, just as the FOB starts taking incoming................
Just a scenario like
Once you pull the pin - Mr Grenade is no longer your friend.......
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21-10-2011, 15:42 #5Senior Member
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Hello Lucy, it really is a pleasure to hear from you. We'd love to help you out, we really would, but first we'll need to see some photos of your norks. Those are the rules I'm afraid - we'd change 'em if we could, honest. Don't worry if you don't have any handy, lingerie shots will do in a pinch.
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21-10-2011, 15:42 #6Senior Member
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Make that an ex-wife then you may just have a goer!! Originally Posted by Desperate Dan
I am not sure that you have thought this through..........
Soldier A, sitting in FOB, minding own business and keeping his head down.
Wocca,Wocca,Wocca (airborne taxi noises for the uninitiated)
Out pops his missus and his newborn sprog, just as the FOB starts taking incoming................
Just a scenario like
Sparky2339 and FrosteeMARIA like this."Patience is counting down without blasting off."
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21-10-2011, 15:42 #7Senior Member
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Firstly, not a good idea to "suprise" a soldier on tour
Secondly, if I was on tour and you flew my wife/GF with newborn in to an operational theatre of conflict, I would punch you fcuking lights out"Either way, a big Primark at 5.30pm on a Saturday is the closest you'll get to a physical manifestation of the mind of a pre-menstrual woman."
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21-10-2011, 15:45 #8Senior Member
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Plenty of fucking princesses on this site, princess. I'd love to discuss your plans in person, maybe over a glass or two of rohyp ... sorry Chablis. Have you got any sisters, or even daughters? maybe a mum who likes to share intimate moments with you?
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21-10-2011, 15:46 #9It could be awkward if you were up to the nuts in the guts of the pretty little medic/clerk/dog handler etc at the time... Originally Posted by wellyhead
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21-10-2011, 15:46 #10Senior Member
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I think it's a lovely idea sweetheart, well done you.
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