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Discuss Looking for serving soldiers to appear in celebratory TV show. at the NOW That's What I Call ARRSE 1 forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo I prefer this one.. Spelling never was one of my finer ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo View Post
    I prefer this one..
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    Quote Originally Posted by bald.paul.101 View Post
    A bunch of cunts they maybe, but their managing director would quite seriously get it !!
    fucking twice!


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    Which one is 'Lucy'?,,my money is on either Natasha or Kelly..I don't mind which because I would do them both (together).....

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    Oi, fuck off you lot. I saw her first, and if anybody says otherwise you'll have to take me on, alright? Now, back off while me and Lucy enjoy her rohyp .... Chablis.
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    "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuffy52 View Post
    Which one is 'Lucy'?,,my money is on either Natasha or Kelly..I don't mind which because I would do them both (together).....
    You're a wrong 'un, Tuffy.

    I approve.

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    The Emperor Mong has been hard at work at Princess Productions.

    Even now I can just imagine the look of surprise on some squaddies face when the gudily pink coloured Princes Productions helicopter got blown out of the sky by a Taliban RPG with wife/gf and baby on board.

    If it were me I would denomstrate my 'surprise' by making ready and switching the change lever on my A2 to automatic and wasting the TV crew and presenter while shouting 'surprise surprise cunts!'.

    However, on a happier note I too would like to see if their managing director would get it but their gash website keeps freezing my PC!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers View Post
    Instead of flying a lad's missus and sprog to the 'ghan', you should fly out a Chinook load of Eastern European hookers and a few kilos of chang, then film the ensuing partay in the FOB. I'm pretty sure Prince Harry would be behind this idea. He'd definitely add a bit of glamour to the proceedings. If you need help getting hold of the chang drop me a PM dahling.
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    I've just realised I've actually been to their offices, it's on the top floor of Whiteleys shopping centre in Bayswater, didn't see a lot of filming going on, but there is some top totty working there (minus the munters on their website)
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    Lucy isn't on that page which indicates to me that she is a lowly intern, yet to be awarded with her own photo on the Princess Productions gronk board.

    However I'm sure if you go on facebook and search for 'princess productions' in the workplace drop down menu, the first person that comes up might just be called Lucy.

    Just a hunch.



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    Last edited by Ravers; 21-10-2011 at 16:34.
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