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**RhodieBKK** · 24-10-2011, 08:08

Originally Posted by oldbaldy

Jake deserves it for:
a. Sending a girl to a soldier's site whilst he took the easy option of teachers & girls getting married.
b. His Twitter Account, he's now had a lesson in what not to post on there.

He appears to have cleared his page - just clouds.... ?

MtC - "Molsworth Minor, brace yourself Boy".
Gleaming work, spreading army ribaldry back into the stuffy staffroom not seen since the fifties.

**Mark The Convict** · 24-10-2011, 08:11

*innocently* Anyone can register on that forum, anyone I tell you!

**flynavy** · 24-10-2011, 08:17

Without a doubt the best thread on Arrse in its history! I nominate this thread for a BAfta or equivalent title!!

**IndianaDel** · 24-10-2011, 08:35

I wonder how the Monday morning Creative ideas conference is going about now?
Oh to have a well trained Reality TV crew present for this!

**Plant-Pilot** · 24-10-2011, 08:37

Originally Posted by flynavy

Without a doubt the best thread on Arrse in its history! I nominate this thread for a BAfta or equivalent title!!

Entertaining I grant you, but do you really think this betters the stories of our vicious four legged hero 'Stumpy' and his adventures in the province? Naaah, nowhere near.

**FORMER_FYRDMAN** · 24-10-2011, 08:42

Anyone wish to make predictions about any of the following timings:

a) Declaration of Wah.
b) First legal salvo.
c) Confirmation that this is genuine.
d) Princess TV coming on here and doing the right thing.

**jimmys_best_mate** · 24-10-2011, 08:45

Originally Posted by FORMER_FYRDMAN

c) Princess TV coming on here and doing the right thing.

Sending us photos of Natasha's fist deep inside Julia's clopper while Lucy eats out her bottom?

**FORMER_FYRDMAN** · 24-10-2011, 08:47

Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate

Sending us photos of Natasha's fist deep inside Julia's clopper while Lucy eats out her bottom?

According to Bigeye that might be a possibility.

**Wordsmith** · 24-10-2011, 08:49

Originally Posted by FORMER_FYRDMAN

Anyone wish to make predictions about any of the following timings:

a) Declaration of Wah.
b) First legal salvo.
c) Confirmation that this is genuine.
d) Princess TV coming on here and doing the right thing.

Well, I'm writing the magnanimous ARRSE victory speech. How does

Never in the annals of human stupidity was the piss taken out of so few by so many

sound as a close to it?

Wordsmith

**RhodieBKK** · 24-10-2011, 08:51

Originally Posted by FORMER_FYRDMAN

Anyone wish to make predictions about any of the following timings:

d) Princess TV coming on here and doing the right thing.

What would be the right thing now?
I feel that for some on here that nothing less than a complete & unconditional display of norks will do.
Barring the Goth of course which could perhaps be done privately by PMs to for the preverts.

I'd put money on a combination of A&B with the unconvincing denial of C.