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**The_Duke** · 21-10-2011, 15:59

(Scouse accent)

Surprise, surprise!

LCpl T Atkins doesn't know this yet, but we have arranged for him to meet up with his wife and new born son. To really add to the surprise, we are going to fly them out to him at CP Arrseendoftheuniverse.

What was that? Not exactly safe to fly about over there? What do you mean?

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**Proper_Gander** · 21-10-2011, 15:59

I would've loved to be a fly on the wall when they brainstormed this one:

"we need a new show, one with lot's of emotion."

"flash mobs are quite trendy at the moment, something with flashmobs maybe!"

"great idea... what else is trendy... hmmm"

"SOLDIERS!"

"good call! get some heroism in there... you know the big to sellers apart from soldiers... babies and animals. we can combine this somehow..."

"I know, some soldiers children are born while they're on tour, what we could do is fly their newborn baby to their father, who's in a warzone-"

the question is why the fuck did it not end there?

**CrashTestDummy** · 21-10-2011, 16:00

Try the Rockapes, they'll be somewhere safe, so no danger there. And they love the publicity, just like their Rayban wearing ubermensch.

**Ravers** · 21-10-2011, 16:02

Originally Posted by Miner

Princess TV

What a bunch of cunts!

Jesus Kelly Webb-Lamb is a bit of a munter, she makes AMMM look positively divine.

I think your idea is brilliant, I'd just like to change a couple of things if I may?

Instead of flying a lad's missus and sprog to the 'ghan', you should fly out a Chinook load of Eastern European hookers and a few kilos of chang, then film the ensuing partay in the FOB. I'm pretty sure Prince Harry would be behind this idea. He'd definitely add a bit of glamour to the proceedings.

If you need help getting hold of the chang drop me a PM dahling.

**Eric Shawn** · 21-10-2011, 16:03

Originally Posted by Proper_Gander

I would've loved to be a fly on the wall when they brainstormed this one:

"we need a new show, one with lot's of emotion."

"flash mobs are quite trendy at the moment, something with flashmobs maybe!"

"great idea... what else is trendy... hmmm"

"SOLDIERS!"

"good call! get some heroism in there... you know the big to sellers apart from soldiers... babies and animals. we can combine this somehow..."

"I know, some soldiers children are born while they're on tour, what we could do is fly their newborn baby to their father, who's in a warzone-"

the question is why the fuck did it not end there?

Because they're a bunch of precious cunts, that's why.

See here.

Princess Productions | Broadcast Television | Our People

Do they honestly look like they know anything? Fucking biffs.

**BONNACON** · 21-10-2011, 16:03

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**Ravers** · 21-10-2011, 16:05

Originally Posted by BONNACON

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Princess Paul is considerably better looking than Kelly Lamb-Kebab.

Oh the horror.

**Koschei** · 21-10-2011, 16:05

Originally Posted by sunnoficarus

Hi Lucy, I can't find your picture here:
Princess Productions | Broadcast Television | Our People

Jesus Homeboy Christ... When the greybeards said that cocaine abuse exacerbated the signs of aging they weren't fucking about, were they? Lucy, if you look anything like those dessicated relics please make sure your tit-shots don't include your fizzog, there's a love.

**Badger_Heed** · 21-10-2011, 16:08

Lucy,

I was also working on a TV pilot programme.

Mine involved raping a female TV researcher in front of her terrified, bound and gagged family.

The finale would involve the afore mentioned rapee being slowly strangled whilst my seed was deposited in her back fanny.

The "film" would then be shown on Channel 4 instead of that shitty Grand Designs wank.