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    Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?

    If your first ND went "Twang" and you remember forming squares to recieve cavalry.

    If you see re-enactors wearing the uniforms you were first issued.

    If half the kit you used is now displayed in the Imperial War Museum.

    If your latest uniform includes a tricorn hat.

    You are deffinatly an old sweat.
    We have got plenty of youth, what we really need is a fountain of smart.

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    Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?

    When you go to an association dinner, and the guest speaker is a (retired) Colonel-Commadant that you trained as a recruit!
    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.

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    Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pteranadon
    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt
    E41D wherefore art thou?
    Usually forming the bottleneck on the divisional move....
    err.... yeah, I was that squaddie

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    Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?

    When your tin helmet had a spider in it!

    When guns were black

    when someone at work talks about historic vehicles called a 'Ferret' and you tell them you used to drive one!

    when you reminisce with other old sweats about 'mixed fruit pudding and oatmeal blocks'

    When you laugh at people doing a BFT in trainers

    When the driving test was two words, 'giddiup and whoa!'

    When you remember Spangles that always had the paper stuck to them

    When you know what 'blot bang rub' means

    When you tell your kids off for having twisted shoe laces

    When you make your bed at home with hospital corners

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    Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?

    And you still think twice about walking on the grass (and not because of the SSM)!
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?

    How about when the RSM of your mess didnt join up until after you joined the mess!

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    Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?

    When you repeat yourself on forum threads! Or when about to retire sgts mistake you at a reunion for a long dead CO!
    "I'd rather be a tired old Has been, than a tired old Never Has Been!!"
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    Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?

    You Know the dimensions and how to put together a bed block.
    :P
    cant, cock, hook + look.

    when the floor needed to shine the bumpers were heavy and manual not spinny discs you can (if skilled) ride on.

    'Prone Position Down'

    you got a wireless stuck on a crappy channel for getting best room.
    :(

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    Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?

    Quote Originally Posted by ogrimark
    You Know the dimensions and how to put together a bed block.
    :P
    cant, c***, hook + look.

    when the floor needed to shine the bumpers were heavy and manual not spinny discs you can (if skilled) ride on.

    'Prone Position Down'

    you got a wireless stuck on a crappy channel for getting best room.
    :(
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    Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?

    Quote Originally Posted by saintstone
    Quote Originally Posted by zippy483
    You remember having to pack dabs in your large pack to go out on ex.

    Another old sweats thread
    You had to pack your fingerprints seperately?
    Gym slippers or plimsolls you nig

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