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27-05-2009, 13:51 #391
Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?
If your first ND went "Twang" and you remember forming squares to recieve cavalry.
If you see re-enactors wearing the uniforms you were first issued.
If half the kit you used is now displayed in the Imperial War Museum.
If your latest uniform includes a tricorn hat.
You are deffinatly an old sweat.We have got plenty of youth, what we really need is a fountain of smart.
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27-05-2009, 14:07 #392
Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?
When you go to an association dinner, and the guest speaker is a (retired) Colonel-Commadant that you trained as a recruit!
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons
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27-05-2009, 16:20 #393
Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?
err.... yeah, I was that squaddie
Originally Posted by Pteranadon
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27-05-2009, 16:57 #394
Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?
When your tin helmet had a spider in it!
When guns were black
when someone at work talks about historic vehicles called a 'Ferret' and you tell them you used to drive one!
when you reminisce with other old sweats about 'mixed fruit pudding and oatmeal blocks'
When you laugh at people doing a BFT in trainers
When the driving test was two words, 'giddiup and whoa!'
When you remember Spangles that always had the paper stuck to them
When you know what 'blot bang rub' means
When you tell your kids off for having twisted shoe laces
When you make your bed at home with hospital corners
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27-05-2009, 17:08 #395
Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?
And you still think twice about walking on the grass (and not because of the SSM)!
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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28-05-2009, 08:19 #396Member
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Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?
How about when the RSM of your mess didnt join up until after you joined the mess!
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28-05-2009, 08:49 #397
Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?
When you repeat yourself on forum threads! Or when about to retire sgts mistake you at a reunion for a long dead CO!
"I'd rather be a tired old Has been, than a tired old Never Has Been!!"
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28-05-2009, 08:50 #398Member
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Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?
You Know the dimensions and how to put together a bed block.
:P
cant, cock, hook + look.
when the floor needed to shine the bumpers were heavy and manual not spinny discs you can (if skilled) ride on.
'Prone Position Down'
you got a wireless stuck on a crappy channel for getting best room.
:(
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28-05-2009, 09:12 #399
Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?
QED
Originally Posted by ogrimark
SAVE ENERGY!!!!
Order doubles and stand close to the barkeeper.
Wer ficken will, muss freundlich sein!
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31-05-2009, 21:18 #400
Re: How do you know when you are an old sweat?
Gym slippers or plimsolls you nig
Originally Posted by saintstone


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