Discuss PSNI Flood Warning in Northern Ireland on The Army Rumour Service; The PSNI have advised motorists to not attempt to drive through flood water.
Pity they didn't heed their own advice
BBC News - Belfast floods: Emergency funding for premises affected...
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PSNI Flood Warning
The PSNI have advised motorists to not attempt to drive through flood water.
Pity they didn't heed their own advice
BBC News - Belfast floods: Emergency funding for premises affectedHere's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
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- 28-06-2012, 16:57 #2
Saw that on the news, must admit I had a bit of a chuckle.
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- 28-06-2012, 17:15 #3BoozyGuest
They're never going to live that one down! I didn't enjoy seeing that as much as I enjoyed seeing the suited prick in the Merc having to wade to safety having driven past the bright blue flashing lights, ignoring the police and road closure signs and straight into the water under that Bridge in Belfast. Silly muppet thoroughly deserved that!
Hit the floods on the way home myself last night, managed to get through but then I had a fair idea it wasn't that deep and wouldn't flood my engine. Yer man in the suit in Belfast drove in even though there was already a car submerged up to it's windows in there... how thick can you get!techno-spastic likes this.
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Just to add to it, they were rescued by a Water Cannon!
Water cannon used on flood police - UTV Live NewsHere's to a long life and a merry one
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Must've been a local, only you boggies are that thick.
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- 09-07-2012, 11:04 #6
On the plus side theres goin to be plenty of water on thursday night to give the ardoyne and lurgan filthy taigy waigys there annual wash.
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And if it keeps up for a few days then it will wash the Orange tan from the parades!!! Both sides sorted then
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- 09-07-2012, 11:29 #8Not according to this big man. Originally Posted by Auld-Yin And if it keeps up for a few days then it will wash the Orange tan from the parades!!! Both sides sorted then
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Ian Paisley's a cunt though. It's important to remember that.
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So is wank mag, thick as shite too. Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate jimmys_best_mate and Boozy like this.Join the Army and see Strensall.
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