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    Anyone seen Skippy ?

    Not the sort of thing you would normally expect to see in the countryside.

    Wallaby in the wild in Co Tyrone - UTV Live News
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    It's not uncommon. There was a mob living wild in the Peak district, there's another on the Chilterns around Dunstable (escapees from Whipsnade zoo), and more reported in Wiltshire (around Keynsham), Devon and Cornwall.
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    In the the hills above Neuwied on the Rhine, there lives the biggest free range mob of great red kangaroo,s outside australia, been there since the 50.s
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    After the storms here in 1987 a group of Skippys mates escaped from an enclosure in a Nat Trust gardens onto one of our farms... they lived happily for several years before they were all rounded up... that is all except the one that got knocked down and killed on a local road . Would love to have seen the insurance claim form ... and the disbelieving looks of all involved when he told them the considerable damage to the car was caused by hitting a small kangaroo ..

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    Last time I saw Skippy he was leading a rescue team after little Timmy had fallen down a well......
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    That Wallaby looks like a Papist to me.
    That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

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    Cunning IRA disguise?
    I read Arrse - that's not an alternative to palmestry

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    According to UTV tonight he's done a runner with his missus carrying a young joey in the pouch.

    Good drills that kangaroo walt.

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