ARmy Rumour SErvice

**skid2** · 07-02-2012, 10:49

This just in. Rangers on the brink, Thatcher on her last legs and Paisley rushed to intensive care the treble is on.

**exile1** · 07-02-2012, 10:51

Originally Posted by Kalle_M

Great news! I hope he's in extreme pain and dies a tortuous death, the FOB bastard!

MsG

You and him both!

**Kalle_M** · 07-02-2012, 10:55

Originally Posted by exile1

You and him both!

How can I be a FOB? I'm a Catholic from the Republic.

MsG

**skid2** · 07-02-2012, 10:57

OK I'll bite, what's a FOB in this context?

**thepatrolman** · 07-02-2012, 11:05

Its Bigots like you that stir the sh*t.
I feel sorry for the Catholic population in Northern Ireland. History shows they have always been treated badly. There needs to be a lot of forgiveness and obviously you cannot forgive. To say you will piss on someones grave is unforgivable. By the way its still called Londonderry.

**Brotherton Lad** · 07-02-2012, 11:09

Originally Posted by skid2

OK I'll bite, what's a FOB in this context?

A wild guess involves the word orange surrounded by swearwords.

**skid2** · 07-02-2012, 11:18

History shows that Catholic poor people have always been treated badly. History will also show that Protestant poor people were also treated badly (but they were too stupid to know any better). Forgiveness, don't be stupid that will never happen what would everyone have to moan about?
As for pissing on someones gr.ave being unforgivable.........you need to forgive........he's going to need waders.
I don't care what it's called but the Apprentice Boys call it Derry

**skid2** · 07-02-2012, 11:23

Originally Posted by Brotherton Lad

A wild guess involves the word orange surrounded by swearwords.

Got it it was the FOB bastard bit which threw me

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 07-02-2012, 11:29

Originally Posted by Kalle_M

I hope the bastard slowly chokes to death!

When I visit our foks in Derry, I'll make a special pilgrimage to his grave and piss on it.

MsG

Met him a couple of times. He wasn't keen on Catholics, one of which I am, btw, but hated drinkers even more.

A certain BBC Panorama reporter attempted to interview him after a night on the lash at the Crown. "I will NOT be giving answers to a man with the TAINT OF DRINK ON HIS BREATH".

He's a nice bloke, actually, with a sense of humour. He really likes watching Carry On films. I saw him watching Carry On Dick and I thought he'd croak then.

I wish him all the best, Catholic or Protestant.