View Poll Results: Fuck the Gooners
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Yes, the people of the north east have the right to free speech
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Scotland the Brave
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Bobby Robson. Ugly, but good for the Toon
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All Makems must die in a fire
25 47.17% -
I'm from London and my Auntie Ishtar works in a bar
3 5.66% -
Marry me, lovely Iron Duke
2 3.77%
Discuss The north east. Stitched like a fucking kipper once again in North East on The Army Rumour Service; Cancel last. You're obviously just slow.
Typical fucking southerner.
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Apologies. You can't help being a southerner. My kids are southerners. Bloody wife. Couldn't hang on for 3 hours. Typical Geordie. Well, Geordie walt, actually. ...
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Cancel last. You're obviously just slow.
Typical fucking southerner.
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Apologies. You can't help being a southerner. My kids are southerners. Bloody wife. Couldn't hang on for 3 hours. Typical Geordie. Well, Geordie walt, actually. Rothbury. They eat their babies, too. Most of them. Raoul Mout was lucky the Police got him.Last edited by putteesinmyhands; 30-06-2011 at 03:10.
LancePrivateJones likes this."Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
I am a number. I am not a free man.
- 30-06-2011, 03:10 #32Senior Member
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I was re-reading the fucking options actually.
I'm still not happy about it all.You're all puffs.
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- 30-06-2011, 07:36 #33
I'm still hoping the Monkey Hangers declare independence from the rest of the UK so we can pretend they're not English. (Pretend?)
Good move by the Dragon coming ashore at Coatham. If it came in at Sinking Canoe they'd hang the bastard.The only good thing I can say about my sister-in-law is that she's fat -
so there'll be plenty of room for everyone who wants to dance on her grave.
- 30-06-2011, 07:46 #34There always used to be an outlet at the Burberry factory in Castleford located at SE522255 (or opposite Aldi if your one of t' locals).
Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands 
I'm not happy about our position in the narrative structure of this war.
- 30-06-2011, 10:22 #35Senior Member
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Fixed that for you. Originally Posted by msr [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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The 'L' place should be even further up the list under 'F',I'm surprised at you lot that come from North of Watford,every on up there knows its pronounced "Fucking London" !
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Eat their babies? In Rothbury! They wouldn't even dream of such a thing, how could you say that? Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands
Other people's babies, now that's a different thing. Just don't leave your pram unattended.Adjudged to be a 'Civilized Pervert' by my Arrse peers. - I bow to their wisdom
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- 30-06-2011, 11:34 #38You're not wrong, other than the "L" place I referred to in post #7 is a county some 150 miles north of Fucking London and is situated between the Pennines and the Irish Sea. Originally Posted by RoofRat The 'L' place should be even further up the list under 'F',I'm surprised at you lot that come from North of Watford,every on up there knows its pronounced "Fucking London" !"Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
I am a number. I am not a free man.
- 30-06-2011, 13:00 #39
Do Guisborough and Morpeth count as North East? They are fucking ace, they are.
Stop looking at my cock.
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- 30-06-2011, 13:04 #40
And if you're still not convinced of the merits of The North East, have a look at this promo tourist video.
YouTube - ‪Hitler finds out that the Christmas night out is at Hartlepool‬‏Last edited by Jacob1650; 30-06-2011 at 13:06.
Stop looking at my cock.
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