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20-12-2008, 13:32 #1Senior Member
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Scrofula: Fecking Nuts or Genius?
The title says it all. As much as i enjoy reading posts from this loony, i need to know. Is Srof an elbow biting, window licking, turps nudging, sunshine bus travelling nutcase, or is he a very clever man?
Any advice?"I'm speeding Officer because i'm touching cloth"
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20-12-2008, 13:34 #2Senior Member
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Re: Scrofula: Fecking Nuts or Genius?
'Nuts, oh hazelnuts,
Cadbury's make them and they cover them in chocolate'Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
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20-12-2008, 13:38 #3Senior Member
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Re: Scrofula: Fecking Nuts or Genius?
The Amendment. Is he a goofy gob-gobbler, is he too full of his own jism, is he a bishop-basher, a Rolex disco dancer, an item of interest for a gaeneocologist, a an anal wart, or just an all-round good guy?
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20-12-2008, 13:39 #4Senior Member
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Re: Scrofula: Fecking Nuts or Genius?
Pure fackin' Geeeeenius!! Love reading his threads. If only I had the intellect required to decipher is threads!
I'll have a bottle of what he's drinking..."Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
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20-12-2008, 13:41 #5Moderator
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Re: Scrofula: Fecking Nuts or Genius?
Nuts! Who-o-le Hazelnuts!
Originally Posted by Tartan_Terrier
Cadbury’s take them and they cover them in chocolate!Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!
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20-12-2008, 13:42 #6Senior Member
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Re: Scrofula: Fecking Nuts or Genius?
Originally Posted by scrofula
Scrof, you are not allowed to comment on your own mental state."I'm speeding Officer because i'm touching cloth"
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20-12-2008, 13:46 #7Senior Member
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Re: Scrofula: Fecking Nuts or Genius?
Complete eijit! :D
I heard Ross Kemp has signed a new contract with Sky.
Apparently he's added the entertainment package.
I have friends who swear they dream in colour...It's just a pigment of their imagination.
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20-12-2008, 13:46 #8Senior Member
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Re: Scrofula: Fecking Nuts or Genius?
I vote for fuckwit.
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20-12-2008, 13:47 #9Senior Member
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Re: Scrofula: Fecking Nuts or Genius?
Originally Posted by spaz
Any advances on what Spaz says?"I'm speeding Officer because i'm touching cloth"
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20-12-2008, 13:48 #10Moderator
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Re: Scrofula: Fecking Nuts or Genius?
Gordon Brown. Originally Posted by spaz
Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!
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