Discuss How to Satisfy a Woman in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by longlivethequeen
just give them a credit card job done
Are you insane?...
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Re: How to Satisfy a Woman
Are you insane?
Originally Posted by longlivethequeen Older,but no wiser.
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Eh - Who cares!?
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and a 10 inch black dildo :D Originally Posted by mwl946 Originally Posted by Mr_Fingerz
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a man who understands my innermost needs :DIn God I trust everybody else signs.
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Why would I want to?
She is a woman. She does the real work I should just benefit from lighter spuds. Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate 
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and rohypnol.... :D Originally Posted by cbgramc and a 10 inch black dildo :D Originally Posted by mwl946 Originally Posted by Mr_Fingerz
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a man who understands my innermost needs :D
Just me then
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A surprise set of car keys in a pretty box delivered by the garage on her 40th... Originally Posted by Aqua-Calda
...no car.... just the keys... :D"As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her - her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye." Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier
- 11-12-2008, 21:27 #47
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Question too difficult as it's probably not humanly possible
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- 12-12-2008, 09:26 #48
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Originally Posted by cbgramc and a 10 inch black dildo :D Originally Posted by mwl946 Originally Posted by Mr_Fingerz
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a man who understands my innermost needs :D
get your coat cbg :D
- 12-12-2008, 23:55 #49
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It's marathon men like you that give the rest of us a bad name. :D Originally Posted by jack-daniels "Tho' I've belted you and flayed you, By the livin' Gawd that made you, You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!" Mr Kipling Poet and baker.
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Re: How to Satisfy a Woman
Exchange her loo paper with dry Brillo pad. It will sound like a 'bxstard' file on a piece of railway track.
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