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  1. 09-12-2008, 22:58 #1
    mercurydancer
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    Interdiction for Santa

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    I know this happens every year but we must be especially watchful.

    The original Red menace is due to take off from a secret base in the Arctic Circle and fly over continental Europe and cross into English airspace between Harltepool and Whitby. NORAD is tracking them.

    We need to plan our defences now. RAF Regiment will only be able to fire missiles along the ground and possibly hurt the native badger population. RAF Leeming appears to be wide open. Their aircraft dont appear to be equipped for a sleigh attack and most of thier pilots will be in the Darrowby Arms in Thirsk anyway. Naval interdiction is not possible as they have intercepted a Jamaican ship with 10 tons of cannabis on board and are only acknowledging GCHQ signals as "yeah man"

    If the reindeer crashland in Harltepool they will be in kebab meat until Sept 2010.

    This is serious. This Santa could be crawling down any chimney to get to your children.

    Operation Scrooge is in the planning stages and your views would be appreciated.
    First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
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    Re: Interdiction for Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by mercurydancer
    Part 8 orders

    I know this happens every year but we must be especially watchful.

    The original Red menace is due to take off from a secret base in the Arctic Circle and fly over continental Europe and cross into English airspace between Harltepool and Whitby. NORAD is tracking them.

    We need to plan our defences now. RAF Regiment will only be able to fire missiles along the ground and possibly hurt the native badger population. RAF Leeming appears to be wide open. Their aircraft dont appear to be equipped for a sleigh attack and most of thier pilots will be in the Darrowby Arms in Thirsk anyway. Naval interdiction is not possible as they have intercepted a Jamaican ship with 10 tons of cannabis on board and are only acknowledging GCHQ signals as "yeah man"

    If the reindeer crashland in Harltepool they will be in kebab meat until Sept 2010.

    This is serious. This Santa could be crawling down any chimney to get to your children.

    Operation Scrooge is in the planning stages and your views would be appreciated.
    Do you honestly think apart from 1 guy to man the barrier and check the "Scramble" answer phone there will be anyone manning RAF Bases after about 11:30 on Christmas eve at the very latest
    I think you'l find the A1 will be chocca with Scooby's all blasting the Battle Of Britain theme tune as they race home
    We should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort:
    As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
    This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
    The shame will always be with us.
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    Re: Interdiction for Santa

    the boy syrup

    I hear ya

    Its only the Tet Offennsive strategy all over again
    First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists but I was not one of them, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews but I was not Jewish so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
    Martin Niemoeller

    I'm speaking out before they come for me.

    MD 2010.
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